thanksgiving - chatfic part 2

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i know i'm early. my birthday is the 23rd so i always get hype for thanksgiving oK

(every holiday special is another part to the chatfic ;))

new usernames at the end


(oh and if you guess the reference to a certain youtube series i love you. it's not hard i literally say a main character's name but)

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gobble gobble fuckers added 16 people to the groupchat.

gobble gobble fuckers renamed the groupchat, ' turkey legumes '.

rich bitch: why tf did you make another one, you swine

gobble gobble fuckers: because october is over :((

rich bitch: then rename the fucking old groupchat

gobble gobble fuckers: no

wholesome: yay!!! happy to be part of the group!!! thanks for inviting me, gobble man!

pumpkinpi: why am i here :/

wholesome: because you're part of the group :D

pumpkinpi: what if i don't want to be

pumpkinpi: wait that sounded rude

drugs: the council has decided you are no longer part of the group

#teamMLP: Why is your username ' drugs '? Do you take illegal substances?

drugs: lmao yeah

#teamMLP: My Little Pony dolls are what Satan uses to torture people in Hell.

ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷʖ𝙹↸||𝙹リᓵᒷℸ ̣ 𝙹ꖎ↸ᒲᒷ: What does my username mean?

herobrine: IT'S MINECRAFT ENCHANTMENT TABLE

mom: the fact you know that scares me

mom: why is my name mom

eyes?baggy: since you're our supreme overlord you must also be our mother

mom: leaderjima is not a mom. leaderjima is a dictator. change this at once

gobble gobble fuckers: no

mom: i'm going to smite you with the wrath of 14,000 legos

gobble gobble fuckers: why do you all hate me ;(

coralsnake: cause you have a punchable face

#teamMLP: Why is it punchable?

coralsnake: baby face

fightmepeasant: WE DO NOT PUNCH BABIES!!! STOP THAT AT ONCE UESAKA!!!

rich bitch: wow look you're a moron (not surprised)

drugs: we absolutely punch babies

cozyblanketman: ^^ For once, I agree with surfer idiot.

cozyblanketman: What the fuck is my name?

gobble gobble fuckers: you look so cute with the lil blanket ;>

cozyblanketman: I'm hiding a knife under it, which I will stab you with if you call me cute again.

ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷʖ𝙹↸||𝙹リᓵᒷℸ ̣ 𝙹ꖎ↸ᒲᒷ: Why are you all so... violent? I feel like soon I'll need to play at Mr. Komatsu's funeral.

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