*Meanwhile, in the Dark king’s throne room. Roman has ordered a small group of goblins to wait with him long into the night in case the fairies arrived with the potion. Next to the throne, one of the goblins had fallen asleep and was snoring loudly*
S- *Nudges Thang* Wake him up, he's annoying.
Thang- Why me?
S- Because you're standing right next to him, and because I don't want to. That's why.
Thang- Wow, you're bossy tonight.
S- I'm not bossy, I just like to tell people to do things I'm too lazy to do myself.
Thang- That's what being bossy means!
*Thang's yelling wakes up the goblin, surprising him and causing him to crash into the others, the noise echoing through the palace*
R- Just- Go get some sleep. I am sure that they'll be crawling in here tomorrow.
*All the goblins begin to leave for their beds*
S- *Face palms* What were you thinking, Thang?
Thang- I was trying to prove my point!
S- Your point just woke up the whole castle!
R- *Sighs* Just leave me alone!
Thang- Nice flower tiara!
R- *Growls and throws the crown onto the floor*
S- Shut up! Do you want to make him angry!?
Thang- I was just complimenting him!
R- *Sighes and rubs his tired eyes as the goblins finally leave the room* Is this really the best hoard of court members I could find? Some incompetent drones who constantly bicker, a friend who's obsessed with being a master matchmaker, and a big-mouthed pipsqueak who's recipes always end with disaster! Pfft, as if some idiotic fool would want me, much less come 'crashing down from the sky'. What does he know about love?
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*Virgil crashes in and brings his sword down on Roman, who blocks the attack*
R- Mother-
V- Let. Logan. Go!
R- What happened to picking on people your own size, huh? You are very hypocritical for a prince! Though you do seem to be better company than your hypnotized harmonizing friend!
V- I'm coming straight on for you!
R- Ergh! Is there anyone in this godforsaken kingdom that doesn't sing!?
V- I've made up my mind
I'm sorry, but weren't you the one singing about how 'offended' and 'miserable' you were that you let someone as simple as a fairy steal from you right under your nose? And you say I'm hypocritical!
I'm feeling strong now,
Now I'm coming through
T- Sire? Need Help?
R- No. I can handle this teenager myself, thank you very much!
V- How nice of you to assume I'm that young!
I'm coming straight on for you!
Yeah!
Straight on for you!
R- Well, only someone as feeble-minded and stupid as a child would think that storming my palace in the middle of the night and trying to kill me was a good idea!
V- Then I guess only someone as stupid as child would think that having no air defenses in a kingdom full of winged fairies was a good idea!
I'm coming straight on for you!
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Strange Magic-Prinxiety AU
FanfictionThere were two Sides to the Sanders Kingdom. The Light Side is ruled by King Thomas and his son, Prince Virgil. This was where the fairies and elves lived in peace. Then there was The Dark Side where the goblins and other creatures lived to hide fro...
