It was a cal day on gorilla town and 2Dawg was walking down the street. Then he heard magical illegal voice
"por favor mamá dame un celular pa ser niña rata exis de" said the mysterious person. Stu tart had no clue what she was saying cause he ain't Mexican, plus he is veri stoopid
"No lo se Ana, es que tu ya eres bien rata" said a more mature and legal voice. The bLuEnEtTe assumed that the squeaky voice was called Ana.
The two voices continued figting so 2deepthoat got pretty bored. But still wanted to listen to the SEXY anime voice cause he was aTrAcTeD tO iT. But had to go because then daddy murdoc would spank him and punish him owo uwu. And so he left.
In kinky studios
2diddlydoo opened the door and was greeted by linguini
"Konichiwa 2DumbBitch! Comment ça va?" She greeted
"NuDeS tHaTs NoT jApEnEse, ThAtS gErMaN yOu DuMb HoE" 2E corrected the Russian intellectual
"I'm a vsco girl" nudes then was shot by murdocu-Chan
"Whee the fack wer you facial aching!?" Shouted the green rotten man.
269 flinched "n-nO wHeRe PaPi!!" He screeched scared and begging for mercy
"Understandabl have a good day" murdox said, he grabbed him willlie and disappeared into thin air.
Russel Coaster was just floating in the air be cuz he was POSSESSED by his boyfriend DELa chingada madre
The next day
2Depression went to see if Ana senpai would notice him. He then heard that magical voice
"Ste men parece un pinche gorilla que asco" she said, 2dead assumed she thought he looked nice cause he's pathetic.
"ElLo IoWm 2D aNd I wAnT tO bE iLlIgAl WiTh YeW" the boi said with his alvin and the chipmunks accent. He knew it was bad but people already ship him with bolognesse pasta
"Quieres ser mi shavo?" Ana asked him
"YOS" 2Disgusting responded quickly
Then 2DEES saw that Ana had a phone and grabbed it out of her tiny ass hands and then put his number in it.
Ana then slapped it out of his hands
"No toques mi celular cabron" she then put the contact name as 'el vato culero'
Ana's POV
After school Ana got into a big pelea with her mother. It was about her phone
"TU NUNCA ME ENTIENDES MAMÁ!" she shouted desperate to have her phone back
"Aver pendeja te me callas!" Her mom then YEETED her phone outside the window
"NOOO MI CELULAR!!!" Ana leaned against the window to see her phone cracked on the floor.
She then threw herself off the window
"NO MI NIETA" ana's grandma shouted very dramatically. She then called 911 but or some unknown reason called Kaka Studios instead
"POLICIA MI NIETA SE AVENTO DE LA PUTA VENTANA WEY AIUDAAAA!"
2Depacito had answered the phone, he couldn't understand Spanish, but he knew something was wrong with Ana. He was about to say something but granny realized she called the wrong number and hanged up.
He knew he had to get to the hospital fast to see the illegal love of his life
At hospitl
The mutant gang had arrived at the hospital and 2Ding Dong opened the doors of anus' room where her family was having a Mexican fiesta over the dead corpse of Ana
"A la verga ya nos cacho el novio de la Ana, hecheselo a madrasos!" Her disappeared father said and the entire family shouted in agreement on what he had said and started chasing 2Democracy and he ran.
"Oi what happened my personal dick sucker?" Mud puddle asked the poor boy
"Nothin just drive you poisoned frog" 2Desmadre said with a depressed tone of voice
"Actually ramen is driving"
After that they met daddy god who sent them to hell, but no even satan wanted them so he just sent them back to earth ver fun
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Gorillaz x la Rosa de Guadalupe
Fanfiction"Es la neta" All rights reserved to "Grupo Televisa, S.A.B. ©" aka the people who made la Rosa de Guadalupe we don't want to get sued bhsbhsdhjsxbhsx Also this story is incredibly offensive and can offend some people. So I recommend not reading if u...
