Nudes was on her phone looking anime hentai rawr xd when someone sent her a message on Facebok that said
'I'll win more likes than you and your green mom' nood tilted her head in confusion, breaking it. What does this hitch think she is? She didn't even know her!
"馬鹿な子供を殺す時" nodle muttered under her breth. Then rusbutts looked at her
"Ay the fuck you doin" he said after he saw the polish girl leaving
"I'm going to save the turtles sksksksks" she said as she closed the door and left.
In scol
After linguini arrived at the school everyone looked at her telling her she was ugkly. But she pulled out a reverse uno card and dabbed on them haters cause she is a pauler jake logang team 10 rawr.
"Omg is that pasta from that band monkeys?xd" she heard someone ask to no one since they don't have any friends. Nudle looked over to see this dumb girl who was walking into the wall like a retarded pelican.
"Oi stoopid what u doin" nudle asked the girl
"Estoy tratando de recoger likes para ser la princesa de la escuelita wey" said the girl. Now, nood knew all languages bc she likes to flex, but this girl couldn't even speak Spanish
"No creo que te sepas tu propio lenguaje, ósea estas bien fea como vas a recoger likes" nodsale said as a matter of fact. The girl then ran to the bathroom while crying and taking 10000 pics there and ten choose just 0 cause that's how Mexicans feel pretty.
"And I oop and I oop skskskkss and I oop-" nula said while tidying a scrunchie around her neck and dying
Time skip to kalaca studios
When nods came back from la escuelita muriendo asked her why the police was behind her. She looked behind and saw daddy fbi man 😩.
"W h a t d i d y o u d o t o A n d r e a" (AN: honestly we ant remember her name we in school en we can't watch the episode). Both modo and nudo tilted their heads in confusion
"Da fuk?" She asked
"S h e t h r e w h e r s e l f o f a b r i d g e" fbi man said spilling the tea
"O wow" nulejd let out
"Stoopid whore" muddled said escaping the house cause he's gonna her to pay the fine.
"But how and when" the Arabic girl asked the plice
"S h e w a s a t a p a r t y w h e n y o u s e n t h e r t h a t m e s s a g e" everything the came back to ravioli
Flashback
Node was walking back home when she saw that Andrea had more likes than her in her most event pic, her playing whale sounds outside 2Dipshit's room. She got mad and told her "kys" in messages.
End of flashback
"Wow what a 🅱️ussy she took it too seriously" ramen said
Time skip hospitl
The band went to visit the dead girl but only pasta Alfredo entered to room
"Saquen a esa eskuincla de aquí!!" Her mom said v angry birds. But 🅱️Ussel heard what se had said to his child to then he took out a big as gun and shot both Nerea and her mother.
Meanwhile
Murduc was in the car reading 2documents fanfic while 2D was crying in the trunk when he heard explosion
"Oi the fuck was that?" Pickle man asked while watching the window with a disturbed look
"IdK mUdZ. CaN yEw LeT mE oUt NoW?" 2D asked pathetically.
"No you Area 51 ugly ass alien, you should be thankful I ain't clapping your goddanm cheeks cause you are suck" he said going back to his gay reading.
Then Brussels and linguini came out of the hospital and jumped in the car accidentally crushing 2D oops
They then drive away without having to pay anything
AN: ok so basically I confused the ep with another one I thought it was (lmao confusing I can't English anymore) but yea I couldn't even remember the name of the episode this is based on so I couldn't search for it. Sad -Ari
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