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I've known him for what seems like forever, but in reality is only eight years. He's been a big dumbass since birth, but can be a good friend. Everyone find him annoying, but he's too persistent. I don't dislike him enough to put in effort to kick him out of the Crackhead Crew. He is like a spider, long and lanky. He eats a lot and is always asking for food.
Terrence
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He's tall and annoying, but he brings good food, so I stay on his good side. He is rivals with Angel and pretty much everyone. He has a crush on me, but I don't feel the same way (this is unconfirmed). He is a stupid bitch and I've known him for two years. He is in my choir class, but we don't talk outside of lunch and in the mornings. I was friends with his sister, but she's no longer with us (she's in high school calm down). ———— On a fateful day at lunchtime, we were finishing lunch and preparing to leave. Jordan hadn't made her trip to the bathroom yet, but was preparing to. Out of nowhere, Angel proposed an idea. He took out two apples and explained his idea. "I'm going to hit this apple with this apple and you can catch it!" He thought it was a wonderful idea. I knew it wasn't.
"That is a terrible idea. Don't do that." I said unenthusiastically. Unfortunately, when it comes to Angel, you have to be screaming for him to retain any information. He tossed or apple up and used the other to hit it across the table. Unfortunately, he miscalculated and the apple hit the edge of my "salad."
The handful of wilted lettuce went flying along with a couple of tomatoes. Most of the lettuce landed on Jordan, with some landing on me. Unfortunately for both of us, each of us got a tomato. Yay. I picked it up and threw it in the opposite direction. Luck was not on my side apparently, because a stupid bitch placed it back on my shoulder.
I picked up the tomato and placed it on a discarded tray, grabbing a napkin and wiping my sleeve. The tomato wasn't coming out, which was very annoying, but I wasn't going to get mad this time. They only do it for the reaction, so don't give them a reaction. This was around the time I started screaming.
Just then, Josselyn walked in with her crew and they made a song request from James, which is a big mistake. James sang about his stalker for ten minutes, then they finally walked away. They all ignored me :( but it's okay because they were busy.
Just then, my geometry teacher, coach of the boys basketball team, Coach Hale approached. He came up to the table and saw all the hullabaloo. He gave me a look and I shrugged as I picked lettuce out of Jordan's hair.
Jordan related the whole story to Coach and his reaction was, "Y'all are too wasteful." So obviously there was only one solution. Jordan just started handing him apples. He ended up with seven apples in total. We had him for the period after lunch and by the time we got there, he had eaten five of them. He ate the other two in class.
C H O M P
This concludes a thrilling story of how Jordan and I got assaulted by Angel's army of lettuce. As always, stay high 👀👌🏼🤪😜😆😗🦑
