So I have a small group of close friends, but I'm also familiar with nearly everyone in my grade. I'll give a brief description of the main crackheads here and if I introduce a new one, I'll describe them when necessary.
James
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This is James. He doesn't usually wear glasses, those aren't his, but he wears that jacket everyday; even though it's August and we're in a desert. He likes to describe people as white to stir up controversy, he chokes a lot, his laugh is various wheezing noises, and he loves cats. We've only known each other for two years, but we spend so much time together, people think we're dating. He also says the N-word despite not having the pass >:(
Jordan
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She's very intelligent and has impulse control issues. She interrupts people constantly and likes to correct others. She is mixed race and has a lot of peculiar issues from the knee down. She does this sort of snort inhale when she laughs and it's funnier than the actual joke 85% of the time. We're best friends despite only knowing each other for three years.
Valeria
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I call her "Malaria" or "my child" due to reasons I'm not at liberty to disclose. We've only known each other for three years and we've only been "friends" for two of them, but she's super cool. She likes to talk about her "husband" Alessio Skalzotto. Honestly I probably spelled that wrong so she's going to burn me at the stake. Oh well. Edit:
