Antisepticeye And Darkiplier X Reader One Shots

Lunchbox Friends

PART 8/13

Y/n POV

No, oh, no, oh.
No, oh, no, oh.

You said,

I hum softly and choose some lunch to put on my tray. Kelly walks over and locks my arm with hers. She leads me to her table as she tell me something.

"Hey girl, will you sit with me?
Table in the back of Cafeteria C?
We can be friends if you want to be.
But only 'til the clock hits three.
After lunch we can walk to class.
Talk about the boys that we want to smash.
Talk about ways to get a little more cash.
After that I'll ignore your ass."

She pushes me down into the empty seat at the table. They all come at me at once. Two begin to play with my hair, one starts taking photos and the others just gossip.

The hassle, the fighting, they all want a bite of me.
Photos, more photos.
Then gossip about hoes that they don't know.
Oh, they talk shit though.

I gently push their hands away and shake my head.

I don't want no lunchbox friends, no, oh.
I want someone who understands, oh, oh.
Come to my house, let's die together.
Friendship that would last forever, no, oh.

F/n and Celes pass by and stare at me. 

No lunchbox friends, no, oh.
No lunchbox friends.
Come to my house, let's die together.
Friendship that would last forever, no, oh.

No lunchbox friends, no, oh.
No lunchbox friends.
Come to my, come to my.
Friendship that would last forever.

They want a fat ass in the brand new jeans.
Want a baby in the back with the man of their dreams.
That isn't the life for me.
I don't look like a fucking damn Barbie.
Throw it on TV, people have high expectations of me.
Wanna be my best friend then judge me.
If I smoke a little weed.
Makes no fucking sense to me.

I get up and leave their table. They seem shocked.

The hassle, the fighting, they all want a bite of me.
Photos, more photos.
Then gossip about hoes that they don't know.
Oh, they talk shit though.

I dance around the cafeteria. A few people stare at me, but most ignore it.

I don't want no lunchbox friends, no, oh.
I want someone who understands, oh, oh.
Come to my house, let's die together.
Friendship that would last forever, no, oh.
No lunchbox friends, no, oh.
No lunchbox friends.
Come to my house, let's die together.

Friendship that would last forever, no, oh.

I walk over to a table and lay down on it. I look up at Anti who is smiling at me. I smile back and get up before walking over to another girl's table. She's sitting alone. We smile at each other and quickly bond.

No, oh, no, oh, no, oh.
Come to my house, let's die together.
Friendship that would last forever.
No lunchbox friends, no, oh.
No lunchbox friends.
Come to my, come to my.
Friendship that would last forever, no.
No, oh, no, oh, no, oh.
Come to my, come to my.
Friendship that would last forever.

No lunchbox friends, no, oh.
No lunchbox friends.
Come to my, come to my.
Friendship that would last forever.

She gently locks her arm with mine and leads me back to my friends. They seem happy to see me. "This is Magnolia." Magnolia smiles and waves to them. "Hi ladies." I look over to the popular table. One of the girls is acting like us. "We need to go talk to her, but how?" Magnolia thinks. "Food fight, anyone?" Celes nods. "I like this girl." We all giggle and F/n grabs a tray of food before presenting it to me. I pick up half of a sandwich and hesitate. But, eventually, I throw it. It hits a girl. "Ow!" She whines. A guy at her table stands. "FOOD FIGHT!" He screams. 

Kelly leaves with the girl. My friends suggest I go after them alone while they duck under the table.

(607 words)

~Tainted