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Stephen: I only feel one emotion and it's anger.

Jay: Last night you drunk texted me a load of hearts.

Stephen: Out of anger.

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Daniel: That's the tea.

Daniel: *Sips coffee*

Hosuh: You are a disgrace.

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Stephen: You know who's looking good tonight?

Jay: Who?

Stephen: Me.

Jay: What?

Stephen: What..?

[Later]

Daniel: You did what?!

Stephen: I panicked!!

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Daniel: Wow the stars sure are beautiful tonight.

Stephen: Yeah.

Daniel: You know who else is beautiful?

Stephen: Who?

Daniel: Hosuh.

Stephen: I know right?

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Daniel: God I love how sexy i am.

Daniel: *Has a coughing fit*

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Stephen: I brushed my teeth with toothpaste that's making everything taste far too effervescent.

Daniel: I am constantly googling words you say to find out what they mean.

Stephen: Teeth are the sharp things in your mouth, and toothpaste helps to keep them clean and strong.

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Hosuh: Wow, it's such a beautiful day today, I love Mother nature.

Stephen: MOTHER NATURE IS A WHORE!

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Hosuh: Daniel is choking, I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working!

Joe: Turn it up side down and use the 6!

Hosuh: Genius!

Daniel [Stopping choking momentarely]: What the heck.

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Hosuh: I wonder what Daniel is thinking about.

Daniel's thoughts: *Mii theme*

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[Texting]

Daniel: I'm so hungry right now, I just want some crunchy soda.

Hosuh: Crunchy soda??

Daniel: S l u s h i e

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Stephen: Hi everyone, and welcome to the "FUCK DANIEL" support club, where we console each other and plot to destroy Daniel forever in the most painful way possible.

Hosuh [sweating]: Uh, I think I may have misunderstood.........

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Stephen: Hey Hosuh, how does this suit look?                           

Hosuh: Amazing! I wish I could pull that off.                                

Stephen: Go ahead.                  

Hosuh: What?     

Stephen: What?

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Stephen: I don't love, love is for fools. I'm a stone cold, emotionless, a badass, I don't need no lover in my life-                              

Hosuh: *Giggles at something Dan said*

Stephen: Well fuck-

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Daniel: I wanna sneeze but I can't.

Jay: I wanna die but I can't.

Daniel:

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Daniel: I was being chase by Stephen, he looked as If he was about to kill me.

Jay: That was death, why did you run away?

Daniel:

Daniel: Oh shit ye-

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And that's it for this time!

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