I am Destruction | Bakugo x reader (kinda)

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Midoriya was shouting apologies at everyone.

When he reached me, I just showed him my exhausted expression that screamed 'not today' and 'or you'll die'.

You see, last night, I managed to sleep about an hour before I was kicked out of my bed by the dog that had decided he wanted to sprawl out. I tried to move him but I just ended up in the same position over and over again until eventually I gave up and slept or should I say, tried to sleep at my desk. It wasn't comfortable so now I'm running on one hour of comfortable sleep and six hours of hospital bed sleep, which was almost as uncomfortable as sleeping at my desk.

"Alright, sit down," Aizawa entered the classroom, "good morning."

"Good morning, Mr Aizawa," we all replied.

"Alright now that Midoriya and y/n are both back, I'll go into more detail about what the work studies entails," Aizawa started, not this crap again, "go ahead and come in."

We all looked to the door, it slid open and in walked...

"I'll have people who've experienced it first hand explain," he told us.

...three people... Three students...

"I suggest you listen carefully as they point out how hero studies differ from internships," he continued.

...a blonde boy...a blue-haired girl...a black-haired boy.

"These three are third years at UA they rank at the very top of our student body," he continued as the three stopped walking and stood next to him.

Turning and looking to us.

"You may know them as: the big three."

The big who?

Am I supposed to know them?

Did I just break some unspoken law in UA for not knowing who they are?

Oh, wait, no I do know who they are now. My classmates in middle school were basically jumping over themselves in excitement when they talked about the second years in the sports festival one year ago. Mirio Togata, Nejire Hado, Tamaki Amajiki. The three that caught almost everyone's attention.

Everyone around started commenting about the three. Just making weird comments. Mineta started doing his pervert thing and started drooling all over his desk.

"Get to it," Aizawa ordered them, obviously talking about introductions, "introduce yourselves briefly, let's start with Amajiki."

Poor guy looks so nervous. I mean, I would be too, but man he might just shrivel up in anxiety with that expression.

Suddenly his expression changed to one of drop-dead creepy.

"It's no good..." Amajiki finally spoke, his body trembling like he was on a roller-coaster, "you two go, I just can't... Even if I imagine them like potatoes, I can see their human bodies, I know they're still people... No words are coming out... My minds blank... And my mouth is dry. I can't say anything... I want to.... Go home."

You and me both, dude.

Anyway, wow, he's freaking terrified. I feel so bad for him. I used to be like that, now I just stare at a wall and hope for the best. Like, public speeches? No thank you!

(same, I hate speeches. Ahhhhh--)

"OK, so... Uh-- are you really one of UA's top heros?" Ojiro asked the shaking boy who was now facing the wall, his forehead flat on the smooth surface.

"C'mon Amajiki, you need to have the heart of a lion! Not a kitten, you know...even though you're human. Get what I mean?" Hado laughed at the dark-haired nervous wreck in the corner of the room before directing her attention to us, "this is our kitten, Tamaki Amajiki. And hi! My name is Nejire Hado. I'm supposed to talk about work studies, you first years have a really exciting time ahead of you."

She smiled before blinking and going poker-faced.

"Hey-- wait-- hold on... Why're you wearing a mask?" she approached Shoji, "is it because you're feeling sick? Or just...trying to look cool?"

"Uh-- Well..." Shoji started awkwardly before she jumped up excitedly.

"Oh wow! And you must be Todoroki, am I right? Yeah! How'd you get that big burn on your face?" she changed victims, Todoroki stiffened. Oh no, touchy subject...

"That's none of you--" Todoroki started.

"And y/n!" she pointed to me, I sighed, "you got the highest amount of agency requests like ever, from agencies all over, even America and Europe. Awesome!"

"Well, I don't really care about that stuff," I shrugged, speaking quickly so she couldn't cut me off.

"Oh and Ashido!" she then turned to the pink girl, "if your horns fall off do you think you'll grow new ones? Oh, and can you wiggle them? Mineta...are those balls your hair or what? I don't get it!"

Aizawa looks annoyed.

"How do you get a hair cut?" she asked again, completely oblivious to the angry expression bouncing off Aizawa's face, "oh oh, Asui, you're a tree frog and not a gross toad, right?"

She's so... How do you put it..? Overenthusiastic? No no, there must be a better word... Hm... Energetic? No... Ah-- pushy and easily distracted, I suppose... No...

"Aw there's so much I want to know about all of you, let's have a Q&A," she smiled innocently, despite the anger radiating off of Aizawa.

The word I'm looking for is 'airhead'.

She's an airhead...

She kept asking and ignoring.

"This is completely irrational," Aizawa had that weird red glow around him and his hair was levitating. So the big three got on his bad side today, I guess.

"Oh! There's no need for you to worry, Eraser Head, I'm up next and I'll get the audience refocused," Togata replied, waving a thumbs up and down in an Iida inspired arm chopping movement before his eyes glinted and he got the attention of everyone.

"The futures going to be...!" he suddenly shouted, leaning forward and cupping his ear like a complete fool, especially when he didn't get anything but silence from literally everyone in the room.

"Going to be what?" Kaminari asked like the fool he is.

"Awful!" Togata exclaimed, "that's your part guys... Well crap! My call and response was a total fail!"

Are these guys really the big three?

It...seems like a terrible joke with an even worse punch line... Oh man... Today is going to be a long day...