Hp Characters React To Hp Ships! W/ Author And Oc!

Dramione

S-so... H-hinny has sailed... um N-next is uh, Dramione...?

Lucius: You say that as a question darling, are you positive that is what we are reacting to?

Only fools are positive!!
S-shut up Garen!!

Severus: are you alright love?

I'm fine.

Severus: Are you sure? *sly smirk*

I-I'm positive! Oh c-crap, I f-fell for it.

Severus: don't worry love, you'll win one day *pets her head like a dog*

Severus! Don't do that! *swats his hand away* that m-makes me feel like a c-child.
B-but enough chit-chat. The next s-ship is Dramione!

Hermione: Dramione! Don't tell me it's-

Draco: Me and mudblood Granger!? Never in all unholy hell! Oh hell no! Nuh-uh! Nope! Noooo-

Draco?

Draco: yes love?

Shut up.

Draco: Of course dear cousin.

Everyone except for Draco, Felicity, Severus and Lucius: She's your cousin!?

Draco: Of course she is you twats!

Hermione: Wait... what? How?

Draco: Easy my mother was married to her uncle before she was married to my dad.

Hermione: So your mother had you when she was married to the Authors' uncle, and then she married Mr. Malfoy?

Lucius: That is correct Granger.

Hermione: So you're not her uncle?

Lucius: No.

Hermione: Wow plot twist...

T-this is s-so embarrassing! P-please can we g-get on w-with the ship!?

Lucius: Yes, of course dear.

Hermione & Draco: Oh yea! Sure thing!

Everyone else: *Awkward silence*

Well anyway... what are everyone's opinions on this ship?

Lucius: My son deserves someone as smart and collected as Granger... But even so, she is a mud-

Lucius! You said you should never call people that!

Lucius: Sorry Author dear. As I was saying, she a muggle-born.

O-oh my M-Merlin Lucius! Y-You can't j-just judge p-people by t-their blood! People are m-much more t-than that!

Lucius: I apologise Author. I am trying, believe me! I will try not to judge people. Just give me a chance love?

Hmm... Ok then, b-but just t-this once.

Hermione: Wow... the Author is really changing you Mr. Malfoy.

Severus: Yes she does tend to have that effect on people.

Lucius: You would know, wouldn't you Severus?

Severus: *Burning red from embarrassment* Shut up Lucius!

Lucius: As I was saying before, Granger might actually be able to change my son and make him a better person. So I guess, ship?

Draco: Father!! How could you!?