The gang of 4 were wearing very historical clothes, blood stains everywhere. Tom winces. "I thought you guys have only been here less than an hour ago." Tom points at their blood stains.
The 4 looked at themselves and laughs. "Oh, we were in the middle of a war." Alex says smiling smugly. "Oh my, my, would you like some potions that'll heal you?" Alaya says worriedly, searching in her bag. John smiled. "Nah, it's fine. We weren't really hurt anyway."
Alaya pulls out 4 viles and some bandages. "You sure?" Alaya points at their scars accusingly. "Yeah, yeah. We're fine. But him." Hercules points at Toms giant scar across his face. "He needs medical assistance."
Tom hisses at Hercules.
"Plus, potions? Je ne suis pas aimer le son de cette." Lafayette says, cringing a bit. Alaya scowls. "Boys." (I'm not liking the sound of it.)
"My pleasure." Tom says. Hugo and Tom pins each one of them one by one while Alaya splashes the potion at them. The 4 start to heal. There are barely any scars on their body. "Oi! Maintenant, mes vêtements sont mouillés et colorées avec ce liquide bleu!" Lafayette says pointing at his potion soaked coat. ( Now my clothes are wet and stained with this blue liquid!)
"Ay, Bagguette man, i don't speak french but by the way you're pointing at your coat imma just say: that's a good thing cuz you're gonna need it in the war." Hugo barked. Lafayette pouts. "Je ne suis pas de pain.." Alexander laughs at Laffayette's comment. "We know, Laf. We know." (I'm not bread...)
"Do you want to go home, or not? We have a dragon to slay you know." Alaya says getting slightly impatient. "Hold up. Hold up. A dragon? Aren't those fake?" Hercules says confused.
"They're real alright. Well atleast in this world." Alaya says calming down a bit. "But after I perfect my potato cannon, it'll be as dead as Alex's mother." Tom says. "Potat-"
"HOW'D YOU KNOW MY MA'S DEAD?" Alexander cuts hercules. "You know history books are a thing, right?" Tom says blandly.
"I KNEW IT!" Alex punches the air.
"Potato cannon?" Lafayette asks. Tom smiles and reaches for his cannon in his bag of holding. He pulls out his cannon. The gang looks at it in awe. "Don't even try to steal it. I know what happened with the british cannons."
"Ok. We have a damn unkillable beast to kill and we cant go running around showing off your cannon, Tom." Hugo says running out of patience.
"Ok, ok."
....
After two, maybe three minutes of walking they hear a shuffle in the giant oak tree across from them. Not even a shuffle. The tree shook violently. Suddenly a giant ogre lady comes crashing down the tree.
Everyone winced at the thought of the pain from falling down a 2 story tree. Except for Tom, well, he was to, wincing but not at the same reason. You see, Tom knows this ogre. But not as much as the she creepily knows about him. This ogre was his stalker.
After falling, she quickly stood up and brushed of the dirt of her bottom. She spots Tom and quickly runs over to him giving him a hug. "Woah, woah there," says tom trying to pry himself of her. "I'm Bi." The ogre prys herself of him, her hands still on his shoulders. "But, doesn't that mean you like both men and woman?" Her voice was low and rough.
"Yeah, and right now, i'm honestly confused about your gender." Tom snaps. The ogre starts to cry and run towards a stone to sit on.
"Tom! Ce n'est pas la façon dont vous traitez une femme!" Laffayette snaps. Hercules starts to go up to her to comfort her. The group silently watched as Hercules comforted her. The ogre, named Jamila hugged Herc gatefully and waved him goodbye. (That's not how you treat a lady!)
"Anyways," Alexander turns to face Tom. "Your Bi? I'm Bi to!" Tom smiled. "We're the Bi brothers." Alexander returned the smile. "Speaking of which."
Tom turns to john and whispered something in his ear. John, at first was confused. Then he got flustered all of a sudden. "H-how'd you know a bout the le-" Tom cuts him of. "History has it's eyes on you, son"
"I'm a century older than you!"
...
Once they arrived infront of the shack, Tom stoped Alex from knocking. "Stop. You'll regret it." Alex looked at Tom confused. "Why is that?" Hugo took a branch and poked the old, rotting wood. Hundreds of bugs spilled out. In shock, Alex and Lafayette climbed on top of Mulligan.
"Thanks for telling." Alex said trying to climb down Mulligan. "Well, i have to look out for my bi brotherin, dont i?" Alex fell and laughed. John and Tom helped him up.
"Alaya, mon chou," Lafeyette says still on top of Herc. Alaya cringed. "Don't call me 'mon chou'." Lafayette adjusted Hercules's bandana and slowly climbed down. "Here." Lafayette pulled out his bloody sword. "Keep it as a souvenier." Alaya eyed Lafayette suspiciously. "Where's the catch?"
Lafayette smiled. "A bottle of that healing 'potion'." Alaya took the sword and toyed with it. "Hmm, i don't know... how good were swords in 1781?" Laf pouted. "Come on, mon ami, it's from France!" Alaya run the blade on her thick, impossible to cut hair. The sword cut it off in one single action.
"Told you it was good." Laf smiled smugly. Alaya looked at the blade in shock. She applied a growing potion on her hair and it grew back to it's original lenght. "Deal." Alaya tucked the sword away and handed Laf the bottle.
Lafayette happily took the bottle and climbed back on top of Herc. Just before the two of them enter, Hugo stops them. "Oi big guy, what makes your Bandana so red? It's 1781 for Christ's sake!" Herc smiled. "Red cooat's blood." Hugo stepped back and saluted him. "Now that's one pure red-blodded American." Herc saluted back and entered the shack.
Hugo followed after. "Does he do that often?" Alaya asked John. "Who and what?" John turned to Alex who is talking with Tom. "Does Lafayette always ride Herc?" John turned back to Alaya and smiled. "Yeah, they do that alot."
"Aight. That's enough you two. Lexi, your coming with me." John yanked Alex away from Tom. He carries Alex piggy back style and enters the shack. Tom and Alaya follows.
"John," Lafayette says, smirking. "Put the poor boy down." John laughed. "What makes you say that?" Laf points at a histerical Alex on his back. "PUT ME DOWN! PUT ME DOWN!"
John shrugged and nudged Herc. "Hey, we're matching now." John sushed Alex and continued walking until they found Bella.
"Ohh, *hic* youuu found emmm. *hic* Gud. Sam adams is on the tablee *hic*. Portal's to the...." Bella looks at her hands confused. "Left." Tom took the bottle and rushed the gang to the portal. "Well it's nice meeting you, lex, but i guess it's time to say goodbye." Tom and the rest waved goodbye and parted ways.
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The Tales Of The Troublesome Three
FantasyA tale of the group called troublesome three in their quest to defeat the tarrasque. This was originally legends and tales of Khuqeahk but turned to troublesome three as I lost the map and its info. I'll be continuing the story, it won't be a collec...