How To Train a Rockstar (Complete)

Step 006: Move In With Your Bandmates

  Vince showed up the next day with a few suitcases and a box labeled Cooking Stuff.

"That's it?" Nikki asked, holding the front door open for him.

"I wasn't going to bring my whole bedroom." He joked.

Tommy was sitting on the couch on the verge of passing out. Nikki forced him to fill up the air mattress. To his surprise, he made a shocking amount of progress, "Air almost in." He muttered.

"He was only able to do that because he's good at sucking dicks." Mick said. He was curled up his armchair with his feet off the ground, partially covered by a blanket.

"DON'T SAY THAT SHIT AROUND VINCE!" Nikki ordered, covering Vince's ears.

"I'm more curious how he knows that. Sounds like he has firsthand experience..." He quietly spoke as Nikki moved his hands away.

Tommy did some hapless gesture  about something he struggled to say.

"I got you, man." Nikki translated in his best Tommy impression,"BROOO! NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT! FUCK YEAH UP TOP!"

Vince leaned over and slapped Tommy's hand.

"That was aimed at your expense, Tommy." Mick explained.

"Don't...care..." He wheezed, "Mick, your turn."

He threw him the partially inflated mattress, "Ew, no. You already put your mouth on it."

"He puts his mouth on a lot of things..." Vince started.

"AND MICK'S DICK IS ONE OF THEM!" Nikki howled with laughter.

"Yeah, could we talk about something else?" Mick asked politely.

Tommy stood up and stumbled over to Mick, his hands on the armrests if the chair, "What's the matter, Daddy? Don't like talking about getting your dick sucked? Would you prefer I cut the chit-chat?"

"Mick, I don't know why you're fighting it. He's eighteen, that's fair game." Nikki piped up.

Mick, flustered and embarrassed beyond hiding it, leaned far back into his chair as Tommy leaned closer. Then he kicked him in the stomach.

"FUCK!" Tommy shrieked, holding his stomach, "Dude, I was just kidding."

"It wasn't funny!" Mick growled, covering his face with his hands.

"I'm not actually gonna do that!" He protested, slowly reverting back to his previous position of standing over Mick, "Unless..."

Mick lifted up his leg again, threatening kick him if he came any closer.

"If I come back and you two are fucking, I swear to god..." Nikki took one of Vince's suitcases and took it too his room. Vince gathered up the rest and followed him. As he entered his room, he turned back and continued talking to Tommy, "Dude, you're so kinky, man."

He shrugged in response, "Can't help it."

"Wow, you actually cleaned!" Vince said upon entry, "So that's the actual color of the carpet in here! There's a lot more room without the mess on the floor."