Beetlejuice

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Lydia: Hey Beetlejuice, why did the chicken cross the road?

Beetlejuice: Why?

Lydia: To get to the little bitch's house. Knock knock.

Beetlejuice: Who's there?

Lydia: The chicken.

Beetlejuice: ... I'm not gonna get mad at you as long as you do one thing for me.

Lydia: What?

Beetlejuice: Go tell that joke to Adam.

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