welcome to statice incorrect quotes ! in other words, they are quotes that the idols did not actually say but could be imagined saying. hope you enjoy !
warning: this includes a bit of swearing.
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Ryudam: will you be the yee to my haw?
Takao: i'm begging you to stop.
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Joohyo: shhh, here comes takao.
Xiaojian: quick, seyong, start talking about boring nerd stuff!
Seyong: you know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word "nerd" derogatorily, it means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist.
Xiaojian: yes, that's perfect. just like that.
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Chungjae: if i died, how much would you miss me?
Hwiyoung: it's cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.
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Byungho: name one mean thing i have ever done or said
Jisung: you convinced me that eggs weren't real.
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[ at the police station ]
Takao: hello, i'm here for the idiots
Police officer: who are the idiots?
Takao: you must be new here.
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Seyong: and what do we say when we feel like this?
Xiaojian: i'm a bad bitch you can't kill me
Seyong: no
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Byungho: hey bro
Ryudam: what's up bro
Byungho: i got you cheesecake bro
Ryudam: why bro
Byungho: cause it's your birthday bro
Ryudam: bro
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Jisung: gosh, i need a drink
Chungjae: you're a little too young to drink-
Jisung: *pours apple juice into a shot glass*
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Joohyo: aw look at you, getting all romantic with these candles
Hwiyoung: first of all, i'm about to sacrifice you to the devil
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Takao: *at dinner with jisung's family*
Jisung: mum, would you mind passing me the food?
* takao and jisung's mom reach for the food *
Takao: excuse me ma'am, if you wouldn't mind, please let me serve my son before you serve yourself
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Ryudam: aaay lmao
Seyong: ... you just fell down the stairs
Ryudam, on the floor: AAAAAAY LMAOOOOOO
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Chungjae: *feeling confident*
Chungjae: how's the most handsome boy in the world doing?
Xiaojian: *unfazed, not even lifting his gaze*
Xiaojian: i don't know, how are you?
Chungjae: *panics in gay™*
Chungjae: i...i'm fine
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Joohyo: i've discovered i'm 41 cheerios tall
Byungho: why did you choose cheerios to measure your height?
Joohyo: we were out of doritos
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Xiaojian: anyone under 5'9 can't talk about fighting someone. like, what, are you gonna headbutt someone in the nipples?
Hwiyoung: say goodbye to your kneecaps.
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i was thinking of continuing the journey of statice, but since school started, i've become a lot less active on wattpad. let me know if you'd be interested in reading it tho ! but if i do, there'll be a lot of slow updates
