PROLOGUE TO DESTINY
Once Upon A Time, there was a young boy named Dicky. He had red hair, rainbow eyes, a tail, and a big red butt. Dicky lived with his Grandpa, Mamaduck, when his grandfather found him in a space pod. He had lived in a tiny shack with just four beds even though they live in the mountains and have two left over.
TRAGIC BACKGROUND
One day, when the moon shown blood red, Dicky undergoed a fearsome transformation. Dicky had turned into a baboon that reached to the heights of 50 feet with a bright red butt, teddy bears shooting out of its nose, and rainbow kittens out of its mouth. Hopelessly overpowered, grandpa Mamaduck fainted from the suspense of it all. As he laid there, he caught the case of explosive diarrhea which was so severe, he turned into a prune and was eaten by the Green Giant as he walked by to borrow a cup of sugar. After the tragic accident that Dicky could not remember, he continued to live on his own. Every night, he would pray to this mysterious orange ball with squares in it that his grandpa gave him as a keepsake.
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Dancing Ball Q
FanfictionHere is a parody of my favorite show Dragon Ball Z. It is extremely hilarious and I would strongly suggest DBZ otaku's to read it WARNING:the stupidity level is over 9,000
