DANCING BALLS UNITED
1 month later after this modally crew got together to find the Dance Balls, they were able to get them all together. All that was left to do was to summon them by saying a certain phrase that is so intelligent, so unguessable, it makes grown men cry. But what is it, can they guess it, I think not!
SUMMONING
" Oh great and powerful Dancers of the Dance Balls, do you wanna be a hobo on the streets of Manhattan, or do you want to dance!". Suddenly, the Dance Balls started playing old lady music and swirled in a crazy fury. Then 7 mystical Dancers appeared just in the middle of a warm up. " A one, a two, a three, and rest. Well hello there, what is the reason for summoning us today?" said the lead dancer. We are here for 2 wishes oh great and powerful dancers! What do we need to do to achieve these wishes might I ask?" asked Meowma. "Well the first thing that needs to be done is to do a celestial work out per wish. The routine is first do 1,458,751 push-ups, 968 jumping jacks, and 532,634,256,845,757,246,423 sit-ups. Then after you succeed in that you must dance to 'Wrecking Ball' by Miley Cirus" said the 7 dancers in a unison baby voice. Meowma had banged her head into the side of a dinosaur and then started the warm ups. After she finished the warm ups and was about to dance, the dancers said "you did the exercises in the wrong order! Do it again!". Meowma then took out a keyblade out of her pocket and then executed Papa John and began the exercises all over again. When she finally finished those exercises, 4 years, 11 months, 24 days, 4 hours, 11 minutes, 59 seconds, 95 milliseconds, and 1,001 nanoseconds. As she finished dancing to the song the, The Dancers said "you have completed your task. Now, state your wish". "I wish for my boyfriend Bob to come back to life with me", said Meowma. "Your wish has been granted you selfish person" said the back-up dancer. Suddenly, in a swarm of tools, wood, and new car smell came Bob the builder. Meowma said "this is the wrong Bob! I said my boyfriend not this guy!". "Sorry but there are no do-overs. What you can do is use the second wish of yours to get your other Bob", said the Dancers. "Can we fix it? No we can't!" said Bob. Meowma had gone to the back of a moving duck to avoid the exercising and, worst of all, dancing to "Wrecking Ball". Now, Dicky stepped up to get his wish granted, but what could he want to wish for? "Ok kid, do your exercise and dance to '#selfie'". "Fine" said Dicky "But I'm not a kid, I am 10 years old". After Dicky finished his exercises and dances, doing it in the wrong order 12 times took in total 0.00000000000000000001 nanosecond to finish. "The wish I wish for is a half-eaten ice cream that has been in the sun for 5 billion years so I can eat it!" said Dicky. "Your wish has been granted. That was so selfless of you for asking an ice cream for yourself. Well farewell, we shall be taking our leave now. A one, a two, a-*shoom*" said the Mystical Dancers. Just as fast as they came, the dancers had left to their homes. Meowma decided to hang Bob and beat him with a stick so she didn't have to feed it and the heroes parted ways.

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Dancing Ball Q
FanficHere is a parody of my favorite show Dragon Ball Z. It is extremely hilarious and I would strongly suggest DBZ otaku's to read it WARNING:the stupidity level is over 9,000