Dancing Ball Q

THE ADVENTURE BEGINS

TO A PLACE WE GO
"So Dicky, I am 14 years old, how old are you?" asked Meowma. "I'm 5". "Ok kid, it seems that the nearest Dance Ball is 750 miles away from here. I guess the only way to get there is to believe in fairies and fly" said Meowma. "I do believe in fairies, I do I do I do!" said Dicky. Suddenly they began to fly like no one else could and they darted towards the Sun. "So Meowma, what are you going to wish for when you get all 7 of them?" asked Dicky. "I'm going to wish my boyfriend, Bob back to life. What wish would you make if you were to get the second wish?" asked Meowma. "I don't know yet. Maybe a butt dragging monkey or a dust bunny. So hard to choose!". As they came close to the village of Konoha where the Dance Ball was hidden, they will meet up with a formidable enemy to get the Dance Balls first.

EMPOROR SCREWBALL!?
"We finally made it! The Dance Ball should be in one of these houses in Konoha I think it's called. Ok, I think we should ask the locals if they have seen one around. Let's ask that guy over there" said Meowma. "Hello sir, have you seen anything that looks like this? If so can I have it?" asked Meowma. "I AM EMPEROR SCREWBALL, I am going to wish to be a real emperor with the Dance Balls. Give me the ones you possess!". " No you little Jangus, it is my balls and you can't have them. Get your own! But wait, is your name really Emperor Screwball but you're not Emperor but just a sad wannabe creepy old man dressed as a sad excuse of an emperor and tries to talk to little children who are all by themselves with no adults, which means we can be kidnapped very easily" said Meowma excitedly. "My real name is Robert and these are my disciples Amy Tan and Dogscoop and we're team brofist" said Emperor Screwball." Ok. You can keep your Dance Ball, but we will have to take it from you in the future so watch out for we shall show n------...". Suddenly the planets of the Solar System aligned making a ripple in the time space continuum causing an avalanche in the North Pole, killing Santa Claus and his elves except Mrs.Claus who goes to Konoha to get a doctor but is shot down by a rogue nuclear missile that blew up half the village, shooting a pebble at 1 mile per hour and Robert ultimately killing him and his group. "I found it Meowma, it was right on the step of the church that was destroyed", said Dicky.