Otaku Magazine ISSUE #9 November 2014

★Rapid Rants★

★Rapid Rants★

OMFG.

NO.

NARUTO ENDED.

OKAY?

AND THESE SHIPS

LIKE CHOJI AND THAT RANDOM CHICK FROM THAT OTEHR VILLAGE.

AND THEN KIBA AND THAT RANDOM BRUNETTE CHICK FROM THAT RANDOM EPISODE WHERE SHE WAS HELPING THE AKATSUKI GET DRESSED OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

AND THEN WE HAVE FLIPPING KURENAI AND ASUMA'S HOT SON

AND THEN THERE'S HINATA AND NARUTO'S CHILDREN

OMFG

AND THEYWEBIFBWEFBASOFNSAOFNASOFNASKVNOWEINGFK

I'M CRYING

BTW, HOW THE HELL DID SASUKE BANG SAKURA WHEN HE APPARENTLY WENT ON A FUCKING JOURNEY

AND WTF

THATS PRETTY DAMN LUCKY

ONE TIME BANGING YOUR GIRL AND YOU GOT A SASSY LITTLE DAUGHTER.

Btw, thats'r porbably the worst combination of attitudes I've ever seen on a kid.

I mean come on.

She's probably going to be worse than Naruto's son.

And her name is flipping Sarada.

And everybody thought it was Salad. Please.

It jsut kind of makes me cri.

Like halp.

wtf

And then Naruto's son's hair. Looks like ice cream. No fucking joke. Look AT IT. Please. And then it's adorable and I'd probably tap that if he were an actually guy and was my age, no joke. He's that flipping cute. And the Hinata look-alike daughter. Please.

This is just a ball of cuteness whil the Saruka and Sasuke child is a mix of flipping sass and stfu, bitch. Basically.

Let's take a step back and look at old Sakura. Now compare her with the new Sakura. She looks about the same. Probably stole that old hag's Tsunade's jutsu. (LOL, I love you Tsundae.)

Then let's do Sasuke. Now I can see why fan girls went nuts over him. LOOK AT HIM. HE'S ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUSLY HOT. Sakura got lucky. Just saying.

Next up on the even-though-he's-screwed-up-I'd-still-bang-him list, is Naruto. Naruto, Naruto, Naruto. What in the fucking world happened to your hair? You look like a pimped up white kid trying to act gangsterish. God forbid that's what he's trying to do.

Hinata, doll, you're absolutely beautiful. owo She's literally gorgeous. If I were a guy, I'd probably try to tap that, but ya know, I think Naruto would probably kill me.

And then we have everyone else, like Sai, who actually put ona real shirt and Ino that looks like she belongs in Hollywood with the rest of the plastic bitches; but hold up, it's all NATURAL. Therefore, she's far above them. Please go to the Caribbean.

And then there's flipping Anko. The freaking dango fetish went too far. Kakashi is still as hot as ever and hes with Shizune ???????? WHEN THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?! HUH?! SO WHENEVER YOU WERE MISSING FROM THE MANGA YOU WERE BUSY BANGING TSUNADE'S SECRETARY?! SOUNDS JUST LIKE YOU JEEZ.

I can't anymore, like this is comeplete BS.

Anyways, anyone reading Pika Ichi? I'm doing my hair up like Hanabi now. cx Like no one realizes it, but yeah. I can't do my hair any other way other than curling it and I rather not. I suck at being girly.

bUH-Bye