Ever go on some person's profile and see something like this as their status?
"Hmu, guys! I need a new person to bang. If you're sexy, or hot, or sexy, or something, message me! :) I don't really write, just thought I could get a new girlfriend or something so I can make people mad and stuff! I don't even know how to make a book on here. Is my profile picture that isn't even of me sexy?"
I really don't remember Wattpad being a dating website, but that's what people seem to see it as. Really. Check out Match.com or Eharmony or something.
Why would you try to get a new boyfriend/girlfriend on here? I mean, that's the most ridiculous thing in the world. We're trying to write books and sharing our stories to the world, not how big our freaking tits are.
I don't know why people do that. I just really want to stab them, preferably in the face. Aren't so sexy anymore, are you?
I really just maniacly laughed out loud. My sister's worried for my mental health.
People flirting and stuff is just the most annoying thing in the world. I'm considering reporting each person that does that.
Maybe I can start a revolution. You never know.
This guy messaged me the other day, asking for a picture of me in the shower. I sent back that picture I found on iFunny that I found hilarious, the one with the word "Me" taped in a shower? His reaction was priceless. I find myself so freaking amusing.
To the three people that happen to actually listen to my rantings about Wattpad madness, if someone flirts with you on here, just explode on them or think of some sort of amusing comeback. I really would like to know what you do to these Wattpad abusing people. Could you comment it or something? I mean, no one would comment on this, because I have no friends, but really, do it, people. I'll give a shoutout to anyone that makes me laugh or dedicate it or something.
I got in trouble today at the library because there was coloring pictures there for Halloween that they hang up and stuff, and I colored one, and at the bottom, it says 'Name and Age'. So I wrote "Chuck Norris is My Savior!" for my name and the number 69 for my age... The security guard wasn't amused when a woman came up and asked if he would remove the poster for "abuse of wording".
I'm not allowed in the library anymore.
I mean, you gotta admit, it's funny. Chuck Norris is My Savior, Age 69? Heh. I really laughed at myself. I don't know how they figured out that it was me. Maybe because I was the only high schooler at a table full of seven-year-olds. But kids have dirty minds, you know? I said it wasn't me that colored it, but he wouldn't hear it, because I had asked him what color I should make my zombie's pants, and he said green with purple polka dots. And the zombie's pants definitely suited his neon yellow skin.
How did I get this off topic?
I completely forgot what I was talking about.
Oh, yeah, dating on Wattpad.
You probably don't even know half of the people on here! Don't try to date any of them! It isn't going to work out.
I think the only reason people try flirting (this is my personal hypothesis) is because they think that there's smarter people on here than on dating websites? That's just my idea. I doubt it, though. This website is 69% idiots and... the rest is smart people.
I really don't know if I'm the smart person... I act like it, but I did make my knuckle start bleeding today from punching my locker.
Well, there is some smart people. Some of my favorites are leigh_, joecool123, TheSexyWriterChicks, SarahtheColdplayer, and skeletales. They probably are the few people that keep me going on this thing.
But really, just trying to be honest. Don't do that crap of flirting on a website that's made for reading. It's like going on a website that's made for reading and flirting with people.
...I just confused myself.
Sorry for any confusion! I tend to do that. Sometimes, I'm just so darn clever that I have no idea what the hell I'm saying.
Have a nice day. Not flirting. Just being normal. On a website for book nerds. Not lonely people looking for a date. You're gonna die alone. Really. And I'm not going to your funeral.
