Here I am, logging on my computer, realizing I have a message AND a new fan! I'm on a roll!
Then I look at the message:
HEY! I liked your story, the one about the like, vampires or something? I read like, all of it, and I love it. Since I'm like, your biggest fan, will you fan me back? Pretty please with a cherry on top? (:
You know what?
Nuh-uh.
People make me mad by writing me with something like this. I love when people message me suggestions, critique, or actual comments. ONLY if they don't add that horrible question at the end of it.
Fan me back?
I ain't gonna fan you back! What are you talking about? I only fan people if they write stories that I happen to like and would love to see more. I won't fan them if they ASK me to.
And half of these people are piece of crap writers! They're just trying to make themselves more popular and stuff!
Well, it ain't gonna happen.
Seriously, there's something wrong with your head. You should have it checked or something.
No one likes you.
You're dead to me.
It's the most annoying thing in the world, and it makes you feel pretty upset, to be honest, to find that the person only fanned you for their own selfish purposes.
This world is a terrible place, and I just wanna sit on the floor and cry.
I might just do that.
Maybe...
Never mind, I'm not done ranting for you.
Let me make a simple point.
NO ONE WILL FAN YOU BACK. SO DON'T ASK.
Thank you for your time.
