Ruckus from Earth [A Star Wars Fanfiction]

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Have you ever seen a burglar in real life?

I haven't, though.

But the image that pops in my head is a guy, wearing a black and white striped shirt, black pants, sneaky, unsqueeky sneakers, and this big black beanie that can be TRANSFORMED to a mask when you pull it from your head to chin, with holes for the eyes and the mouth. And the cherry on top would be this big black bag he's carrying on his shoulder.

Am I right? Or am I just right?

But have you ever seen a lady, wearing expensive-looking clothes (emphasis on the "looking", cuz they're from the thrift shop, and they ain't pricey), soaking wet, with squeaky boots, and don't forget that sweet cherry on top, carrying a big black bag on her shoulder?

And for additional information, the big black bag was made out of smaller but still big black garbage bags, tied together, to create this humongous beast of a bag.

Where did she get the bags?

Huh, good question.
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Random Man: "Ooh! Vending Machines!"

*Walks towards the row of VM's*
*step*

—SWOOP—
—DUG—

"CURSE YOU , YOU HORRIBLE TRASH-RIPPING FELINES! AND YOUR GARBAGE-SLICING SHARP CLAWS!"

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"Did you guys hear that?"
She asked the BB-8's in the bag.
"No?"

"Don't worry my babies, no one's gonna hurt you. Mommy's here for you~!" She pat the bag on her back shoulder, in a comforting manner. "But you guys need to lose some weight! Everyone's gonna have a strict diet from now on! Ahahahahaha— Mara, you're going loco."

The rain was only drizzling at that time, and the young one can now go back to her apartment. She couldn't wait till the rain fully stopped pouring for she was greatly excited.

Oh look! I can already see the apartment from here! We're almost there!

But she was already losing the strength in her arms, so she put it down.

And then she just, dragged it.

Good thing there aren't any people right now, they might call the police or something of the sort. Just a teeny-weeny bit more, and the elevator will do the rest of the job for us!

She then arrived in front of the elevator, pressed the up button, and waited.

Please let there be no person, please let there be no person, please, please, PLEASE! I don't wanna look suspicious!

—pin-pong~—

The doors open.

"HUZZAH!"
She exlaimed with great joy.

She dragged the bag inside.

She got in, pressed level 12, and immediately pressed the close button, in a "closed the dang door" manner, repeatedly.

She was relieved that it actually fits inside the small elevator. Only one person can get inside with this monstrous thing.