Ruckus from Earth [A Star Wars Fanfiction]

AUREK

"Aw POE! Come on! There should be more droids in store!"

"Mara, first of all, I AM NOT POE, I'm Joe. And No, there's no more BB-8 Spher-o's in store, like what I said earlier, we're already SOLD OUT."

"Arrgh! Your lack of enthusiasm in STAR WARS, disturbs me."

The young Jedi extended her hand on the man in front of her, force-choking the unaffected un-enthusiast.

Joe just sighed and held her on her shoulders as he turned her body to certain direction,

"Stop making yourself a fool, Mara. And just look for other toys to buy."

"BB-8 is not a Toy."

"Then look for something else you want."

"But I want a BB-8."

"Mara, can you just shut the fart up?! You're in a Toy Store, see?"

Joe pointed at his printed shirt with his convincing finger.

"The Hamada's Toy Store. I even translated it just for you. Fresh from Nihonggo."

"Ugh, I give up then. But Just this once, Poe-"

"Joe."

...

"Aw come on!"

The young one exclaimed as she sat on a near by dueling table, probably for those awesome card games such as, Mystic the Togethering Cards (Copyrights... bleh);
She sprawled out her arms and slammed her face flat.

"You know, you're the only guy here in this big ole country that speaks Eigo." She said.

"That's why you're the only one I keep on visiting, and there you are! No appreciation to that one thing I dearly love. I'm such a lone, lonely, loner."

"ちょっと それ，大袈裟じゃ ない？"

meaning: [Hey, isn't that exaggerated?]

"Oh, don't Nihonggo me. I like anime, manga, dramas, but I just can't seem to like uhmm, like, stuff the language into my brain. It's beautiful, but it just can't. Anyway, what did you say?"

"Well, I'm just trying to tell you that, I actually know a lot of friends that know how to speak English."

"Who cares, I don't trust anyone anymore. I told you to reserve me just one BB-8, just one, and you just broke my achy-breaky heart. Oh Boo-hu-hoo..." She said as she stood up and poised herself to this sad, miserable posing, with a Rose as white as snow in her hand. Like in the Manga's.

"Where did you get the Rose?" With no feelings of course.

"I always come in handy. Usually, with random items that you'd think doesn't really, uhmm, come in handy." She said.

"What are we talking about anyway? I ask for 'One plus One is equals to?' But you answer 'A Window'." Followed by a sigh.

"Well, do you still wish to meet my friends? They live just close by?" He asked.

"Uh-huh~ I wish to meet them!" She smiled as big as she can.

"Really?!"

"No." Then gone again.

"Or maybe another time. I feel so sloppy not to get the one and only reason why I've gone abroad here, and in front of a smelly Bantha Poodoo."