Unbalanced

A day with Kanera

  "Hey, love! Have you seen Chopper?! I can't find him!" Hera asked from the cockpit.

   Putting some thought to it, he did remember seeing Chopper going off to go charge earlier. "Yeah, he needed to charge up! That's probably why you can't find him! So you need me to get you anything!?"

  "No, I'm fine, thanks though!" Looking back at the estimated time the hyperdrive gave told her she was a little upset. "What is this!? How am I twelve hours slower than normal!? Kanan, get in here!?" The ruckus she heard him kicking up made her feel a little bad. 'He probably thinks somethings wrong or we're under attack.'

  Kanan burst into the room looking genuinely alarmed. "Sorry, love, false alarm, but I do need help with the hyperdrive though. It's being really slow for some reason."

  "So you're going to land us so we can figure out why, right?" He asked leaning on one leg with his arms crossed. "I'm glad you know the drill by now love. Now sit down, it won't take long to land."

  Kanan wanted to complain that they'll be landing on a world they know nothing about. But if Hera says it's time to do maintenance on the ghost, then it's time. Did that mean he was fine with landing on this dark side world? Not in the slightest. 'Whatever's making the dark signature in the force can't be good. Let's just hope it's like Malacor and some great battle had changed the planet. If not, we won't be staying long.'

  "It's now been four years since the now late captain Jarrus crashed the ghost, her personal pleasure liner. Which was host to only the best orgies, into the surface of this desolate world. Leaving myself, Kanan Jarrus: Jedi Master. The sole survivor."

  The large spanner that was promptly thrown his way only added to the fun his little speech gave him. "Kanan, if you call my ghost a pleasure liner or claim that I host orgies on board one more time, I'll throw you out the airlock while in hyperspace!"

  "What, it didn't get funnier after the third time?" 'Please, that's easily the funniest thing that's been said all day. Even after the sixth time.'

  He missed her response. Due to the force suddenly screaming at him to move. Using the force to slide several meters to the left. Leaving him standing in the middle of the cargo bay as a double-bladed lightsaber flies past him and into the wall. "Shit, Hera, get the ship ready!" Scrambling to take the fight outside, Kanan gets forced pushed back into the cargo bay.

  "I'm disappointed Master Jedi, I was hoping for more orgies." The inquisitor said waving his hands around, gesturing at the lack of orgies to take part in. The larger one, who resembles a big cat stalks up from behind. And looms over his brother by what seemed to be a full meter. "I suppose a good bloodbath will have to do, brother." The big cat says with a smile that may have been a charming one among his people, but to Kanan, it was reminiscent of a sharks smile. Impressive, but vicious by nature.

  The big one ignited his blade and leaped through the air. The smaller of the two reactivated his saber and called it back to his hands. With his stance wide, Kanan lifts his right foot and leaned back, stepping onto the handle of the smaller ones saber before it could fly up and skewer him. Swinging his saber back close to his leg he cuts into the saber, destroying one of the ends. Throwing his left hand into the air he slams the big one into the ceiling of the bay. Rushing forward with force enhanced speed, he kicks the smaller of the two with enhanced strength, launching him out of the bay. Turning around he catches the big cat in mid-air and throws him outside as well. The fact he slammed into his brother during landing was just a happy accident.

  The ship rocked as Hera makes an almost forced takeoff. "Can we get to hyperspace?!" Kanan shouts into the comm. "We reset the system, it needs a few minutes to reset and reacquire our position!" Stepping to the side and avoiding the wild swing from the big cat as he stuck at him and reboarded the ghost in one move. Kanan spins in place scoring two hits on him. One going up from his knee to his hamstring and the other going across his chest

  Grabbing on to him with the force and throwing him off of the ghost, while the ships in mid-flight, Kanan looks over past the ramp to see the smaller human inquisitor jump on to his brother then vault over him so he could reach the ghost. Reaching out with the force proved as easy as ever. Grabbing the man in the middle of his fight, he then puts the squeeze on him. After hearing a few confirmation crunches of the inquisitor's bones does he let him go and lets him fall back onto the planet below.

"That should do it." He then activates his wrist comm. "We're clear, love. Also, Chopper, I know your listening to us, so go ahead and send a transmission to krownest that we might have a tail when we land."

  Walking into the cockpit, and plopping down in his chair he let's out a rather sizable sigh. "Well, that's not how I imagined doing maintenance would go. How about you, did that fulfill all of your maintenance based desires?" Hera seemed to not like his little joke. If her getting a slightly brown hue signified anything. The flushed effect it had on her green skin gave it away though, she did not like his joke. "No, that fiasco did not fulfill any of my desires!" Abruptly and aggressively throwing the ghost into autopilot while still in hyperspace she stands up pulls him into an aggressive kiss then pulls him out of his chair. "Come on, I'll show you what desires you need to work on fulfilling."