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Treinta y cuatro

briantho
Bro

Quickly

Buy me some dragée

wonplease

YOU LITTLE SNEAKY SHIT

WHERE THE HELL WERE YO

AND WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY TEXTS

I'M NOT BUYING YOU ANYTHING

briantho
YOU BITCH

My old phone is swimming in the river

And i didn't remember your numer so i didn't answered simple as that

wonplease

I hate you so much.

briantho
Ugh why now

wonplease

You are not getting any dragée, whatever the hell it is

You're getting your ass beaten.

Jae was worried

briantho
Oh

I'm sorry for him

Well I was at the hospital so

wonplease

I also was actually

wHaT

briantho
Well you should listen to me carefully now

Because it's a long kind of story

wonplease

Ok?

briantho
So

When I lastly texted you
I actually told Jaebeom
That I don't have a phone

So he told me that I had one in my hand
So I thew it into the river

And then I wanted to turn around to run away
But I slipped
And fell off of the hill
Next to the river
And hurt my arm
And I passed away

And I woke up in the hospital
Jinyoung was next to me holding my hand
And it turned out that I broke my arm and leg

And I didn't contact u this time because I didn't remember your number

But Jinyoung and Jaebeom really helped me
Like two weeks ago I left hospital and they told me that I had to live with them for a while

They are really caring and sweet

And they even bought me a new smartphone

And I realized I have your number as my xeranthemum just a few minutes ago

You still here?

wonplease
I have many questions

And most of them are "why didn't your parents use protection"

briantho
Well I love your parents but they probably adopted you
Because u are a snake

wonplease
Nah, no one would adopt me
Gypsies left me at my parent's doorstep and they kept me 'cause they felt sorry for me

briantho
You are doing my job bitch

But what about my dragée

wonplease
Buy them yourself bish

briantho
No

I have a broken leg, did you forget?

wonplease
I don't care

You still have the other one

You can jump around

briantho
You are the worst fucking friend
Try and find me now bitch

wonplease
You sneaky snake bitch

Ok, i'll buy them, whatever

Just tell me where are you

briantho
Well first you need to buy them

wonplease
Bitch

Ok, Jesus, fine

You're like a pregnant woman

briantho
Ooh I want a pickle too

wonplease
I will euthanise you.

briantho
Just buy it, istg

wonplease
Ugh fine