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Uno

briantho
Bro

HELP

MEH

chicklittle
WHAT'S HAPPENING

briantho
GREEN

OR

BLUE

chicklittle
Dafuq

I still don't know what the hell are you talking about
But
Green all the way

briantho
But hmm

It looks strange on me

chicklittle
R u buying your wedding dress or some shit?

briantho
Naaaah
It's just a bandana

chicklittle
Why the fork would you care about the color of your bandana.

briantho
Cozzzz
In a few hours I have a date with that guy who was staring at me last time we went to that cafe
He's hot

So

Imma take this seriously

chicklittle
He's totally a psychopath that's trying to kidnap, then kill and eat you.

briantho
Yeah sure

nOw wHaT i aM suPpOsEd tO wEaR

chicklittle
HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA NOTICE THE FREAKING BANDANA IF HE'S PLANNING TO COOK YOU IDIOT

briantho
HOW R U SO SURE

I need to look pretty on his plate

BACK TO THE COLOR

chicklittle
HE GONNA EAT YO STUPID ASS BRO

briantho
U R SO OVERDRAMATIC

I'M A GROWN MAN NOW

chicklittle
Ahem

Green.

briantho
Green looks like a grass

chicklittle
Bitch I will choke u in your sleep.

briantho
Try me bitch

chicklittle
ALRIGHT, THEN PICK BLUE, WHATEVER

briantho
AND NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR

chicklittle
WELL, IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM, YOU'RE NOT GOING ON THAT DATE WITH ME ANYWAY

briantho
IT DOESN'T MATTER U R MA FRIEND SO YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME ONCE IN A LIFETIME

chicklittle
Ughhh

Just pick the god damn green

briantho
No

chicklittle
Yes

briantho
Just because you are a horrible friend

Pfff

chicklittle

I-

I'm a great friend, frick you

U stupid shmunk

briantho
Oh¿
And you were wondering why tf I don't go on dates with u

chicklittle
I'm just too fabulous for you

briantho
Yeah sure

But I have an another problem

chicklittle
Just as always

briantho
Shirt or t-shirt

Y r u so mean

chicklittle
It.
Is.
Almost.
The.
Same.
Thing.

Who cares dude

briantho
It's not :((

That's like

Comparing a lion to a tiger

Let's be honest

chicklittle
Ok, pick a tshirt then

briantho
But It will looks like I don't really care about the meeting

chicklittle
Then wear a shirt

briantho
But it will looks like I am taking this too seriously

chicklittle
...
I literally hate you.

briantho
Who doesn't

chicklittle
You don't

briantho
U sure¿

chicklittle
Yup, you love yourself more than anyone

briantho
Hmm u right dude

chicklittle
I'm so tired of you

briantho
Relatable

chicklittle
Jesus Christ
Just
Just bye