what if you boiled a toaster like it was a crab
technically you can food a food, ever heard of stuff like pizza
technically corn is raw, it's only fully cooked when you make it into popcorn, that's why it passes through you fast
who the hell invented toilets
wait this isn't google
shrek x reader fanfiction
if you drink blood that makes you a cannibal, you can't tell me your lip hasn't bled at least once in your life so were all cannibals
sad cause blood tastes kinda good and tastes like salty coins
how to dislodge coins out of thalksnnsnspi198w73i4ksnxxndhdjeowpajamznznznn@#&#,#(@)@,-,'nsms>
YOU ARE READING
oh look a fandom shitpost book
Fanfictionbecause why not contains stuff from vine quotes to just straight up pulled from hell stuff this book will become a literal meme hell you may regret reading this if that wasn't clear already
