Take Me to Church (A Red vs Blue x Child!Reader fanfic)

ST-WW

This is where it gets...complicated.

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"Log number...63? 64? It has been several days since we left earth for Chorus. We've yet to even reach the halfway point yet because a certain someone decided to try and charge her phone with the fuel tank!"

"It powers the ship," Emy says from the back.

"You punctured a hole in the tank with your charging cord," I argued.

"It worked anyway," She holds up her fully charged phone.

"It shouldn't have," I mumbled.

Suddenly I heard beeping from my computers and the ship's warning system also started kicking in. Emy screamed, "What's happening?!"

I ran back to the cargo hold and pulled out various computers. About six out of ten of them were showing warning signs about an unexpected series of power surges and the other four were showing radars that showed some type of mass coming toward us.

"FLISS put up the shields!" I grab three USB and start a download of some defense programs.

'It's happening again,' I thought. 'Their getting more frequent.'

"Emy buckled up! Keep your head down and plug your ears," I instruct her. She does as I say and squeezes her eyes shut. I pull the finished drives out and immediately plug them into the ship. "FLISS, install and activate these. Once you do find scenario b12 and engage ST-WW."

"WW approaching." One of the computers said.

"FLISS!"

"Done. Engaging ST-WW. Brace for impact," FLISS says. I ran to my seat and held onto the chair. The first wave hit and I felt the ship jerk. My body tingled, swaying between being in pain and being numb. When the next one came, my head felt like it was melting but the inside of my skull felt freezing. There were three more waves before the computer warning started calming down. I steadied myself before getting up to check on Emy. I grab a notepad before kneeling in front of her seat to talk. She still had her eyes closed and ears plugged.

"Emy."

"What?!"

"Emy, unplug your ears."

"...What?"

I huffed and removed her hand from her ears, "Emy, are you feeling okay."

"I feel buzzy. Like, bad and fuzzy at the same time," she explains.

"Okay Emy, I need you to answer some questions for me kay?"

"Okay."

"What's my name?"

"(Y/n) Church."

"Do you know where we are?"

"We're on a space adventure!"

"How old are you?"

"Eight."

"What is your name? The one I call you."

"Emy."

"Yes. Now, what is your extended name."

"Emilia Maria Yadira-"

"Stop," I wrote down some notes. "Hang on for a moment." I walk back to the front, "FLISS, do you remember who I am?"

"Yes miss Church," I noted her none use of my name.