Pete: Here you are Hyung, a nice hot cup of coffee.
Johnny: Oh, it's cold.
Pete: A nice cup of coffee.
Johnny: It's horrible!
Pete: A cup of coffee.
Johnny: I'm not even sure it's coffee.
Pete: Cup.
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Donghyuck: Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid.
Pete: Donghyuck.
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Ten: Fist me.
Pete: I- What the fuck.
Ten: (holds out his fist for a fist bump)
Pete: Right, that's what you- right okay god jesus fucking chr-
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Pete: *picks up a call from an unknown number*
Pete: Hello?
Murderer: I see you.
Pete:
Murderer:
Pete: Do I look good?
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Jeno: What are you bringing with you to dinner?
Pete: My negative attitude and sparkling personality.
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Lucas and Pete: We got detention.
Doyoung: What happened? And you two are grounded.
Lucas: Well when the teacher was standing in the front of the chalkboard, she asked all idiots to stand up.
Doyoung: Okay, so?
Pete: The two of us stood up and said we didn't want her to feel lonely.
Doyoung: You're ungrounded, you guys just made my day and the other members are on the floor laughing.
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Policeman: What are your names?
Chenle: Don't tell him Pete!
Policeman: [writing down] Pete.
Chenle:...
Pete: Good fucking job Chenle!
Policeman: [writing down] Chenle.
Pete: Fuck!
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Pete: What if onions make us cry because at some point in history onions abused the human race so now as instinct we begin to cry in their presence?
Taeyong: What the fuck have I raised?
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Pete: You can say "have a nice day" and no problem, but you can't say "enjoy the next 24 hours" and not sound vaguely threatening.
Kun:... Pete, it's 3 am.
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Pete: Do you ever hear someone say something smart in class and wonder what it's like to have brain cells that actually do their fucking job?
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Pete: I have no fears.
Jaehyun: What if one day you woke up and Donghyuck was taller than you?
Pete: I have one fear.
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Pete: I'm running from my problems...
Jisung: You hate running???
Pete:
Jisung:
Pete: I'm ubering from my problems.
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*Hendery and Pete at the mall, in line at a food stand*
Pete: Look at this line! It's gonna take forever!
Hendery: I got time.
Pete: Well I fuckin don't.
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Pete: I-I think I saw a monster.
Yangyang, terrified: W-where?
Pete, pointing at the door: THERE!!!
Yangyang: SLENDERMAN!!!
Lucas, opening the lights: Shut up, it's just me.
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Kun: What have I told you about comparing Yangyang to the devil?
Pete: That it's offensive to the devil?
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Jaehyun: Anyone else feels good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
Pete: Can't relate.
Mark: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
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Pete: I'm SUCH an idiot.
Renjun:
Pete:
Renjun: If you're waiting for me to disagree, this is gonna be a long night.
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Ten: Shut up you're trash.
Pete: Excuse me, it's pronounced PETE.
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Taeil: Pete, I don't know if you know this, but if you wake up early, there are more hours in the day.
Pete: Yeah but like, at what cost.
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A/N: Thank you for reading and have a nice day or a good night.
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Ahn Pete | NCT OC |
FanfictionLook into Pete's life as a member of NCT. It's going to be full of adventures, craziness and of course, we can't leave out the big crackhead energy.
