Pete, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.
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Doyoung: No. Bad idea.
Pete: There are no bad ideas, Hyung. Only good ideas that go horribly wrong.
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Pete: 'sleepy' is so much cuter than 'tired'. Everyone needs to stop saying 'tired' and start saying 'sleepy'.
Donghyuck: I'm so sleepy of your shit.
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Taeyong: What's the one thing I told you not to do?
Pete: Burn the house down.
Taeyong: And what did you do?
Pete: I made dinner.
Taeyong:
Pete:
Taeyong:
Pete: And burned the house down.
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Yuta: Pete, that toy is for ages 5 and up.
Pete: I'm part of the "up".
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Taeil: What are you doing?
Pete: I'm confronting the person who ruined my life.
Taeil: You're yelling at the mirror.
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Pete: My sarcasm has reached a dangerous level where even I don't know if I'm kidding or not.
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Pete: What's the phobia for being murdered?
Xiaojun: Common sense.
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*airhorn sound*
*another airhorn sound*
Pete: What the fuck.
Mark: This isn't deodorant.
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Johnny: I feel like a science person.
Johnny: Sciencer..?
Johnny: Scientist.
Pete: Sciencer?
Johnny: Not my finest moment.
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Kun: They ask me how I manage kids so easily.
Kun: The secret is I don't. I have no control over them. This morning Hendery called my name and when I showed up to see what was going on Pete shot me in the throat with a nerf gun.
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Jungwoo: Well most of the day is over with.
Pete: It's 9:30 in the morning.
Jungwoo: Then tell me this, why did I just eat lunch? Wait, why did I just eat lunch?
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Sicheng: If you weren't so lovable and sweet, I would hate you because you're very annoying.
Pete: This is a very confusing compliment.
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Pete: Being in a relationship is for people who don't realize that the taste of cheesecake brings the same amount of happiness as the touch of a lover.
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Pete, probably: I have one foot in darkness and the other one in a Hello Kitty roller skate.
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Cashier: You're 8 cents short.
Pete: It's only 8 cents can you let it slide?
Cashier: No.
Pete: *slides cashier 20 dollars* What about now?
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Jaemin: Where are you going?
Pete: It depends.
Pete: Like when I die probably to hell.
Pete: But for now I'm going to the bathroom.
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Renjun: Did you eat my powdered donuts?
Pete: *face full of donuts* No.
Renjun: Then what's that white powder on your jeans?
Pete: Cocaine.
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Pete: What are you doing sitting outside the dorm?
Yangyang: Kun sent me out here to think about what I've done.
Pete: And what did you do?
Yangyang: I cooked eggs on the stove without a frying pan.
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A/N: Thank you for reading. I'm sorry for the long wait I was busy with school. I hope you enjoyed this part and have an amazing day.
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