Jester leaned against the alleyway with Harry beside her and their hyenas Sahara and Sienna at their feet. "Why did He call for us, Cupcake?" Harry asked as Jester shrugged smiling widely. "Batsy is a weird guy, Har. It's odd that Superman and a few other Supes along with a few nuts went nutter butters in a different world so it takes a couple of wild cards to catch the crazier ones, ya know." She said til two figures jumped in front of them as she began laughing insanely. "Brucey, Dicky yer late but what you need us psychopaths for anyway?" Jester asked as she walked towards Nightwing and ruffled his hair. "Y/n M/n Quinzel, Dr. Harrison Hale we need your help tracking down the psychological insane and destructive behavior of individuals as well fighting skills with high morality." Batman said as Jester and Harry looked at each other then laughed insanely. "Enough Batsy, Superman beated my crew in our world and locked up both my Momma and Daddy. I call this a win win situation for payback. We do this you and your family leave Harry and I alone to do our own thing." Jester said with a smile on her face then kissed Harry on the cheek lightly. "I'll see you in the hideout with Arrow and Canary til then Harry do your thing while I fight some of this world's Nut bars." Jester said as she walked out of the shadows finding the other world's Joker laughing insanely.
"So your my daughter? How about you help out your Daddy?" Joker asked laughing as Jester laughed insanely as she petted her hyenas heads smiling. "Nah! You may be a Joker but not the Daddy I grew up and tricked with plus my world Joker and Harley Quinn are better then you abuser! You don't got a Jester here so I'll show ya the ropes." Jester said before taking out her own switchblade and ran at Joker as they began fighting until Jester roundhouse kicked the Clown king in the stomach and pressed her blade against his throat. "Say nighty nite, laughing man!" Jester slammed Joker's head onto the concrete knocking him out before back flipping off the loon as a dynamite cupcake was thrown her way. "This world's Harley Quinn, huh is it crazy that I'm fighting my own parents?" Jester asked while licking frosting off of her finger. "Good frosting recipe, can I have the recipe for my fun time with my Muffin?" She asked as her left hand easily caught hold of a mallet while her e/c eyes looked straight at Harley Quinn's. "Did ya just call Mr. J and me are your parents, ya know. I always wanted a daughter of my own and ya got your own Harlequin? " Harley said as Jester rolled her eyes at the demented woman. "My Harlequin is a better time then your Joker, he doesn't abuse me. If you left this Joker you'd find someone better for ya, Dr. Harleen Quinzel. But I will say this like mother, like daughter falling in love at the nut house." Jester said as she gripped the mallet head hard enough that it broke in her hands. "So your sweetheart is an insane clown too?" Harley asked taking out her bat while Jester took out her pistols. "Nope a psychologist turned psycho but he's my special man.~" Jester said honestly before firing at Harley as they fought until Harry knocked her out and put Dr.Quinn down then helped Jester off of the ground before they smiled at each other with Harry kissing her cheek lovingly while Jester tossed a Joker venom bomb behind her shoulder laughing.
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Jokes On You, Batsy! Joker's and Harley's Daughter: Jester, (Y/n)
FanfictionGotham City at night was a cesspool of crime, drugs, murder and all-around bad guys. The Joker and Harley Quinn are two of the quote and unquote bad guys by the GCPD and Batsy!....But to me, they are my dear old Daddy and Momma! Call him psychotic a...