Jokes On You, Batsy! Joker's and Harley's Daughter: Jester, (Y/n)

✂️Not while I'm Around & Finale🪡

Patrick- You know, mum...
There's nothing I wouldn't do for you
If there was a monster
Or an ogre
Or anything bad like what was after you...
I'd rip it apart
With my bare fists I would

Jester- What a sweet child it is!

Patrick- Or even if it was just a man...
A man, dear?
A man, what was bad
What might be luring you all unbeknownst into his evil deeds, like?
What is this, what are you talking about?

Patrick- Nothing's gonna harm you
Not while I'm around
Nothing's gonna harm you
No sir, not while I'm around
Demons are prowling everywhere
Nowadays

Jester- I'm sure they are, dear

Patrick -I'll send 'em howling I don't care
I've got ways

Jester- Of course you do, what a sweet, affectionate man you are.

Patrick- No one's gonna hurt you
No one's gonna dare
Others can desert you
Not to worry, whistle, I'll be there

... Demons will charm you with a smile
For a while
But in time
Nothing can harm you
Not while I'm around

Jester- What is this foolishness?
What are you talking about?
Little things...

Patrick- I've been thinking and wondering about
It's him, you see, it's mister Hale!
Oh, I know you fancy him but, but men ain't like women
They ain't like what you can trust
As I've lived and learned!

... Not to worry, not to worry
I may not be smart, but I ain't dump!
I can do it, put me to it
Show me something I can overcome
Not to worry, mum

... Being close and being clever
Ain't like being true
I don't need to
I would never hide a thing from you
Like some

Jester- Now, Patrick, dear
Haven't we had enough foolish chatter?
Let's just sit nice and quiet for a bit
I know what Patrick deserves...
A nice bon bon!
Here!

Patrock- Tha-tha-that's Dr. Strang's purse!

Jester- What's that, what was that, dear?

Patrick- That proves it!
What I've been thinking!
That's his purse!

Jester- Silly man, that's just a silly something Harrison gave me for my birthday!

Patrick- Harry gave it to you?
Then how did he get it?
How did he get it?

Jester- Bought it, dear, in the pawn shop, dear!
C'mon now!

Jester- Nothing's gonna harm you
Not while I'm around
Nothing's gonna harm you, darling
Not while I'm around

... You don't understand!
Two quid was in it, two or three...
The governor giving up his purse
With two quid in it?
Not for a minute, don't you see?
He was in mister Your parlor that the governor disappeared!

Jester- Boys and their fancies, what will he think of next?
Here, dear
Sit here by Auntie Jest like a good boy and look at your lovely muffler
How warm it's going to keep you when the days draw in
And it's so becoming on you

Jester & Patrick- Demons will charm you with a smile
For a while
But in time
Nothing's gonna harm you
Not while I'm around....