Jokes On You, Batsy! Joker's and Harley's Daughter: Jester, (Y/n)

🐺The Gotham City's Incubi Action🐺

Harry walked into the Gotham City's Incubi's apartment as his hynea Spade greeted him laughing as Patrick and Samuel looked over at their friend. "Laughing boy, you really did it now, blowing up the chemical factory. Open season on your ass and ours considering we're your pals." Samuel said as he sharpened his claws on a metal slab and Patrick sighed placing his book aside. "Publicly saying to all of Gotham that you and Y/n broke up by blowing up your guy's along with Joker's and Harley Quinn's spot." Harry jumped onto the couch and removed his jacket from his body sighting softly. "Yep, and I feel amazing for it. I'm hungry for some breakfast, you guys want some egg sandwiches from Sal's deli?" Harry asked as Patrick and Samuel looked over at the man shrugging as they left their apartment.

The Gotham City's Incubus roamed the streets at a new day wearing casual clothing and Poison Oak in his human form to not be noticed by police ate their egg sandwiches until a cop pointed their gun at Harry. "Six hours ago I made a huge mistake and the immunity I've enjoyed for so long from Jester was gonzo. The GCPD would have never come after me or my pals and what's worse everyone I wronged wanted their pound of flesh from me. Turns out I wronged a lot of people...." Harry shrugged off his shoulders as he along with Samuel and Patrick ran through the streets of Gotham. "Fellas, let's go tear up the GCPD. Make those piggies cry wee-wee all the way home." He said as he laughed insanely.

The Gotham City's Incubus are my crew, my boys, my family and I won't let anyone harm them ever! Patrick, Samuel and I suited up before we wrecked the place up and freed a little pickpocket girl whom swallowed a huge rock encoded with a massive fortune in it with a paint, confetti and beanbag gun along with freeing a lot of guys whom hated my own and my guys guts so I beated their asses. Next thing I knew a lot of mercenaries were after our hot tight asses needless to say Thorn, Kitty and I had a lot of fun high on Bolivian marching powder aka cocaine while I lite a dummy's beard on fire then cartwheeled a phone at a lady's cops head.

My life just keeps getting weirder and weirder as the kid asked me and the guys our stories so we all explained with me being the last as we shopped 'robbed' for groceries.

"Number one, no one is like me except Mrs. Quinn. If you even wanted to come close to my potential you'd have to go to medical school, become a physiologist, work in an ayslum, fall in love with your patient, break said patient out of said Asylum, begin a life of crime, free fall into a vat of chemicals to prove yourself to a mad woman, have crazy foursomes with the mad woman and your friends, get arrested by Batman, break up with the mad woman, and going out on your own with your friends by your side. And second we're not shopping at this store, we're robbing it consider this your first lesson kiddo. Paying is for dummies." Harry said seriously as the Incubi run into their apartment and fed Spade. Harry gave spade a twizzler treat with his own mouth laughing.

The girl looked over at Harry, Poison Oak and Catlad. "So, you three literally screwed the clown princess of Gotham City: Jester. Cool! She's a legend among girls like me. She started as a lowly sidekick to her parents, when insane thanks to her ex-boyfriend, started killing off the real lowlife bad guys and rapists. Grew so big no one can touch her has a gang called Jester's Court and the best guys as her inner crew.....oh you guys." The little girl said as she made Harry laugh. "You've got a lot to learn kiddo but your a good kid." Harry said as Samuel and Patrick agreed. "I know where no one will find you." Harry said smiling as they headed to amusement mile where Jester's court mainly hanged out along with her high end gambling den inside.

"Jest! I'm home and I need your help!" Harry shouted out as her court pointed guns at the group. "Calm down fellas." He said holding spade's leash as he laughed. The sound of heels clicking sounded through the room and showed Jester to the group.

"Harry? Sammy, Oakley and the little girl everyone in Gotham is after. What can I do for you boys?" She questioned while taking the group to her private room and hub as Harry explained everything. "That's heavy, Black Mask wants to cut open a sweet little girl of a pickpocket... that's not happening on my watch. HAHAHAHA!!!!!" She said laughing insanely before snapping out of it and gave the girl a huge lollipop to snack on. "No one is going hurt ya, kid with me around." She said kissing her forehead. "Let's go beat Black Mask's little army and remind him never mess with my family and friends. Joke's on you, Masky! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"