P:😸
You haven't responded to my smiling cat face yet? Is something wrong?
B: I'm dying, Penny.
P: Video your death so I can put it on YouTube.
10 million views, baby!
B: You are a weirdo.
P: And you are supposed to be dead.
B: I'm dying, not dead.
You're an idiot too.
P: While you're about to be a corpse.
Don't make me angry or I won't attend your funeral.
B: By the way, I want white roses at my funeral
And maybe orange raises
Daisies I mean.
P: Ok, I'll give you purple tulips
B: And some sort of purple flower
P: Pink tulips
B: You're mean
P: So are you
Stop being mean or I'll kill you
B: Ha
Ha
P: Oops, I think someone beat me to it
B: Ha
I am laughing so hard it's killing me
P: So is Henry
And that means you will die of multiple causes
B: I am now confused. What does Henry have to do with anything
P: He is just creepily reading our texts over my shoulder
When you die, I'm blaming him
B: You are a weirdo.
I say again.
P: And you are supposed to be dead
I say again
Isn't there a vein or something that you could puncture? This seems to be taking a while.
B: Belle is dead Penny
P: Oh, hi Mrs.Scarlets!
Can I be in charge of the flowers at Belle's funeral?
She wants pink tulips
B: We all know Belle wants white roses. Do not lie in this time of mourning.
P: While, I have known about her death for a while, so I'm already over the stage of mourning.
B: Wow. U seem to care so much about her.
P: I was her only friend 😪
Can you take a pic of her dead body? I need something to Instagram.
(A while later)
Ugh oh, looks like Mrs.Scarlet is dead too. Strange coincidence.
B: Okay this is kind of getting annoying. We did good while it lasted.
P: Mrs.Scarlet!
B: Did we have HW in science? Or math (besides that sheet)? Or any other class?
P: I don't think Belle needs to turn anything in...
Usually dead people don't need to worry about their futures....
Too soon?
B: I don't have to worry about my future because I know what I want to do. Ha!
P: Be dead?
And is this Belle? OMG!
B: No silly. Write a book so I can go to NYU and get a psychology degree, then go to the police academy.
Who knows what I'll do after that, but at least I've gotten that far.
P: I'm sorry to dash your hopes....
If you're lucky, you can live across the street from NYU....
6 feet under....
B: Or I'll become an actress, meet Josiah in ten years, forget u liked him, and well get married. 😄
P: Two ghosts....
One love....
Hey! Josiah isn't a ghost!
B: Not yet..... 😏
P: 🙀
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