This is an email story....
P:
I was angry at Belle so I opened up a plot generated, and this is what happened;
Penny Macintosh, the Jerk
A Fantasy Novel
by Chicken Feet
In a cave there lived a pretty, nice jerk named Penny Macintosh. Not a disgusting creepy, mean cave, filled with tacos and an evil smell, nor yet a soul-destroying, soul-crushing, hurtful cave with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a jerk-cave, and that means dark evil.
One day, after a troubling visit from the jerk Belle Scarlets, Penny leaves her cave and sets out in search of three cruel burritos. A quest undertaken in the company of gnomes, trolls and mind-boggling witches.
In the search for the jerk-guarded burritos, Penny Macintosh surprises even herself with her cooking and skill as a Banana Guard.
During her travels, Penny rescues a coat, an heirloom belonging to Belle. But when Belle refuses to try fishing, their friendship is over.
However, Belle is wounded at the Battle of The Soome and the two reconcile just before Penny engages in some serious fishing.
Penny accepts one of the three cruel burritos and returns home to her cave a very wealthy jerk.
B:
So your wealthy now? Hi buddy!
P:
Bud bud. Long time.
B:
You are so amazing Penny pen pen!
P:
You don't have to tell me twice. You still should, though.
B:
Does anyone have a snowplow?
P:
I'll have to get back to you on that. I'm currently going to need my snowplow, I sit next to Duncan in math class. On a totally different topic, Duncan's not going to go to our school anymore.
Although, you can use it when I'm done, but I must warn you, it will probably be dented.
In case I wasn't clear I'm going to kill Duncan.
Or Terrance. Whatever.
See you later! Like, maybe tomorrow, after I get back from my interview with the police.... I'm not guilty of murder or anything, just a fluke.......
Duncan is driving me insane! Going to kill him now....
*reaches for knife*
*realizes there is in fact, no knife*
"Knofe. Knofe knofe, knofe is amazing" -Duncan
Those were his last words.
Ever..........
*reaches for something that can kill someone*
*decides to slit his wrists with lead pencils*
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