Daddy.// Larry Stylinson.

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DaddyStyles: I have a question.

LouisTommo: who the hell are you?

DaddyStyles: I want to ask my question first if you don't mind.

LouisTommo: lol. ok weirdo. what?

DaddyStyles: how big is your dick?

LouisTommo: what the fuck? go away.

DaddyStyles: you're gay lol.

LouisTommo: how the fuck would you know? you don't even know me.

DaddyStyles: your profile picture, darling lol.

LouisTommo: it's not gay for a guy to like flowers.

DaddyStyles: i didn't say it was gay to like flowers. i said you're gay because no straight man would take that photo.

LouisTommo: you don't even know me. you don't have a profile picture. who the actual hell are you?

DaddyStyles: my name is harry. i'm 26 years old.

LouisTommo: i'm eighteen.

DaddyStyles: legal. that makes my cock happy.

LouisTommo: it'd make me happy if you broke your phone so i didn't have to deal with you.

DaddyStyles: why not block me?

LouisTommo: because you asshole i don't know how to block people yet. i've only had this app for a couple days.

DaddyStyles: i'm not going to tell you then.

LouisTommo: wasn't going to ask. fuck off.

DaddyStyles: awh, come on, louis. don't be like that. just send me a nude and i'll go away. better yet let me see your ass.

LouisTommo: i guess it wouldn't hurt. i do have a few photos.

DaddyStyles: let daddy see. ;) i'll send you one first if you want.

LouisTommo: okay. if you're sure.

Louis was not expecting the picture that he got; this dudes dick in a golden pair of underwear.

LouisTommo: omfg.

DaddyStyles: perfect for your ass. now lets see this photo baby ;)

LouisTommo: okay, harry. or should i call you daddy?

DaddyStyles: call me daddy ;).

LouisTommo: here you go daddy.

LouisTommo: Hope you enjoy.

LouisTommo: daddy??

LouisTommo: i'm sorry if i'm ugly but you asked.

LouisTommo: i know my body is fat and gross.

He was honestly quite proud of the picture he sent but he would never tell anyone that he had to google naked pictures of Shrek to find it.

DaddyStyles: well, well, well. you're just a bad boy. I should put you over my lap and spank you.

LouisTommo: lol no. i don't do spanking.

DaddyStyles: well what do you do?

LouisTommo: leave weirdos on read.

He put his phone down and walked into the kitchen where his roommate, Niall, was sipping on a cup of coffee at the table.

"Niall!"