Kink: how is everyone this fine night?
AngerIssues: What are you planning now, perv?
Kink: I'm simply asking how everyone is doing! What's so wrong about that?
AngerIssues: Cause the only time you speak is when your pervy fantasies take over!
Sprinkles: sakura and I just finished up some laps in the pool
Riddler: Celeste and I are playing a few rounds of shogi
Ahogai: how is playing anything with her fun when you know you don't have much a chance at winning?
QueenofHearts: spending time with your significant other is more important than winning in some cases, Naegi
30percent: Woah! That totally doesn't sound like Celeste. Did the aliens find her?
Foodie: Getting food is totally more fun than board games
Kink: I agree! I'd be more than happy to prepare dinner for two
CokeorPepsi?: After what happened with the beef stew!?
Kink: Hey, come now, that wasn't my fault!
ObeyorPay: May we not remember that day?
BadApple!: so we don't want to discuss Mahiru's selfies?
Instagram: NO!
BadApple!: Or fuyuhiko trying to strip kazuichi?
Pinstripe: Fuck off, bitch!
BadApple!: I mean, mikan wanted peko's sword, right?
Nanomnom: I would ban you, but something tells me that it won't affect you
Soldiboi: it won't
Soldiboi: she'll just steal my phone or harass fujisaki until she's given permission back
Bro10101: plz don't put me through that, chiaki
Bro10101: Please
Ahogai: so we're just gonna let Junko bully everyone?
Soldiboi: that's her entire existence, makoto. We'd have to kill her
Riddler: that would be tough to arrange
Ahogai: kyoko no lol you're a detective
Ahogai: you know, a stan of justice
Riddler: I do more than "stan" justice, naegi
Gold&Glory: I know I am going to regret asking
Gold&Glory: But Makoto has been using that word all day
HopeTwink: Do you...not know what 'stan' means?
TsunTwink: nagito stans hope
Songbird: Toko stans Byakuya
Ahogai: I'm not sure if that's a good example
Literate: don't drag me into your uncultured conversations
Literate: and it would be a good example if I supported Byakuya being with you
Ahogai: you are dating my sister. Could you chill out a little?
Literate: No, makoto. Would you 'chill' if your girlfriends' brother kept interrupting every moment?
Ahogai: She's my sister
Literate: and you're a nuisance. Your point?
Songbird: So I'm guessing you two see way too much of each other
Gold&Glory: This happens nearly every weekend.
Lil'Luck: I'd said its' gotten...a bit better
Gold&Glory: I still find it oddly disturbing how you both manage to be this optimistic
HopeTwink: can't really be pessimistic with luck on your side
TsunTwink: he's in his weird mood, don't listen to him
HopeTwink: No, but Hajime, Makoto's luck is something to actually marvel at!
HopeTwink: Where I just cause destruction, he brings hope with his talent!
Pinstripe: take his phone away
Pinstripe: I'm already pissed off. Don't add to it.
30percent: you remind me of mondo sometimes, man
Bro2: the fuck does that mean?
30percent: oh, it's just, you know, you both get angry pretty quickly
Bro2: you saying I can't keep a level head?
QueenofHearts: I thought that was fairly self-explanatory
Bro2: Hey, he can keep a level head!
BadApple!: oh yeah? Lol, tell me more. Since you spend so much time with him!
Ahogai: Don't fall for it, taka!
Bro1: Why is it a bad thing to discuss the relationship I have with my bro?
Nanomnom: are they still weird about it?
Sprinkles: seems like it. We know it, they know it, but they haven't told us
Nevermind: that is...quite sad
Bro2: My bro and I's relationship is anything but sad! It's fucking great!
BadApple!: I hear ya! Tell me all about it, let me be your therapist or whatever
Gold&Glory: Imagining you being someone's therapist is as revolting as imagining Komeada as a social worker
TsunTwink: I'm sorry, Ko, but... that's accurate
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DanganChat & One-shots
FanfictionAn excuse to write a bunch of random fanfic that has no general plot. There is also a *lot* of Naegami stuff in here. (Cover art designed by me)
