Bakugou-
"No what the fuck is up bakugou!
No what did you say. What the fuck dude,
Step the fuck up bakugou!"
Kirishima-
"Hey dudette thanks for having me over"
'You were in the bathroom for a long time'
"Yeah I had to take a dump"
'Did you flush'
"It wouldn't be manly if I didn't-"
'WE ARE IN A DROUGHT ASSHOLE'
Todoroki-
(You waking towards todoroki with flowers)
"Hey babe happy one year"
(Todoroki looking at you confused)
"I'm 15"
Deku-
You hiding behind wall
"Raahh"
'Stop I could have dropped my croissant!"
Denki-
(Accidentally throws frisbee into ongoing traffic)
"What the fuck denki!"
Momo-
(Momo walking by)
"And they were roommates"
'Oh my god they were roommates'
Mineta-
"Four female ghost busters? The feminist are taking over!"
(You singing right beside him)
'He's a sad virgin'
Aizawa-
(You recording)
"Wait what you say!"
'I said whoever threw that paper your moms a hoe!'
Mr. mic-
(On the phone)
{you recording}
"So no head"
(Throws phone on road breaking it. Then jumps on skate board breaking it in half)
Tokoyami-
"Is there anything better than pussy, yes a really good book"
Ok please tell me if I got Todorokis age right and this is kinda a filler till I get some inspiration. I am dead inside.
YOU ARE READING
Bnha x reader one-shot(^_-)-☆.
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