There are three men standing at the foot of a cliff. This cliff is special, once you jump off of it you make a wish and it comes true, you land in the wish.
The first man says, "I am going to jump first." And as he jumps off the cliff he says "I wish for hot girls!" And he falls into a group of very attractive women.
The second man says, "I wish for money", as he jumps off. And sure enough, he lands in a giant pile of money.
The third man, walks towards the edge of the cliff, slips on a banana peel and yells "Shit." And, like he wished, falls in a ton of shit.
