A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
___________________________________________________________________
What do you call an intelligent blonde?
A Golden Retriever.
___________________________________________________________________
What's the difference between peanut butter and a blonde?
Peanut butter is difficult to spread.
_____________________________________________________________________________
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then ...........
"Let's put all these Frosties back in the box."
