So, I guess it's time to move out so mama can make some more babies. The poor woman only has so many nipples and my brother carries stress in the jaw. So we all gotta, like, gather materials to build ourselves some sort of home since we can't rely on our drunk father figure the Farmer to offer any help. My Brother Smoo is gonna make his house outta that stuff the horses eat. Mama always said we were sorta different. Now I know what she means. He won't listen. She's always all like "If you're gonna do something, do it right" and stuff like "clean your sty" as if it isn't.. you know.. literally a pig sty. And "watch out for that big bad wolf". I always thought that last one meant something like "take it easy" or like "keep it real". Just sort of a phrase but... well, I have a feeling you know where this is going. lolz
