Seriously, I had no idea any of this was going down because my sister Goo and I were driving down to the sticks where she was planning on building her house out of, you guessed it. Sticks. But first we stopped at Target to get some fancy clothes and I could secretly get Goo a housewarming present. This is what we drove.
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My housewarming gift
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^This stuff should totally keep her safe. So we got to her sty and even though her house looked safe from the outside, it was obvious how cheap it really was once you got inside. Goo thought that so long as it looked safe, noone would bother. Whoever built this crappy sty probably ripped her off. And Goo's pride always stopped her from admitting mistakes. "Stay at my place. It's gonna be great. Stay as long as you want" But she was more interested in dinner with her new neighbors and getting comfortable in her place. She was unimpressed by her gift too. So we said our goodbyes and I left.
