I had a funny feeling about leaving Goo like that but she a grown hog. Whatever. Time to head to my new sty. I'd been planning for this. I got me a big tall brick building surrounded by a moat full of nice cool mud. And right down the street Golden Barn Food Trough restaurant was churning out pound after pound of delicious slop for the humans, then promptly throwing it away half eaten plate by half eaten plate. I got me a drawbridge. A flatscreen, a grow tent, hot tub, and a big bed of horse food. I was all like daaaaaamn! It's bout them bricks, my swine. All about them bricks. This was worth it. It may have been overkill but if there really was a wolf out there somewhere trying to get a delicious pot bellied pig such as myself into himself, I was gonna be prepared.
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