Hey Kids, it's your favorite Big Bad Wolf. I'm evil and I totally love it. After I finished sopping up the rest of that sweet porky gravy, I began to forage the straw hut for valuables, medications, spare change, ect. found a cell phone with a message from "Sister Goo". Yes, there were other contacts named Goo, so it made sense that it would specify.. Anyway it said
"Hey dummy. When the wind knocks over your stupid house, come by my place at 5158 Sticks Ave"
So... you know..
I love pork. I'm ready for a second course at this point... and something about the taste of that pig reminded me of something.
Don't judge. You don't know me. i had a bad puppyhood.
I know there's a meal waiting for me, so i hit the road.
