I love my brother but he's dumb. Look at this weak a$$ed house.
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Not only did he build this lazy house but he moved to the middle of the desert. I mean he didn't even have a trough let alone a pit of mud. We offered help. When we brought up potential hydration issues he's all like "whatever. Why you always talking about MY shortcomings? Lets talk about them ugly shoes"
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That's when I got offended because I kind of knew they were ugly but they were a gift from my boo so I was all like "Fine Smoo, watch out for the big bad wolf" and I trotted away in a snort. I wish, now, that I hadn't said that to him. Cuz, like, that would be the last time we ever saw eachother... ooooh nooo!
