March 10th 6:26
Mom finally made me give up the sick act, so now I'm ready and healthy for monday.
Whoopie-doo
Well, even though I may complain a weeny bit, school for me doesn't start til 9:15.
Everyday!
Wouldn't it be great if school just didn't start?
Oh, the possibilities....
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7:13
Like a ninja, the great Aiysha-bear stealthily creeps past the cave of the sleeping great
CRAZY-MOM-O-SAUR.
She is almost safely past, when she, as you do, falls down the stairs.
CRASH.
All is lost.
"Aiysha you little ?$&%@! How dare you disturb my slumber?!?!"
I love you mommy?
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7:58
Today I am prepared for crazy stalking of hot guy.
Face, meet window.
Good Plan.
Here he comes, listnin' to some dumb music, wearin' dumb clothes, and, Wow is he good looking.
*Whistles*
*Realizes she cannot whistle*
*Wipes whistle spit off window*
Once he is almost past my house, he turns, and looks straight at me.
Oopsie.
And flips me off.
Guys these days.
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Hey now that I am done with pasting the chapters you are going to see something different I will start writing the book on my own. Tell me if there is something you don't like or get, I like criticism.
Luv y'all
-the Cookie Monster aka me
