Sherksy

Chapter 2: Getting out of the tub

Sherksy regretted eating too many beans before school. She kept on trying and triyng but she couldn't Get oUt. She woulsd normally get one foOt out, then an arm, and fall onto her pussy, and she would screem as loud as a potato and get uglier. She hated hErself. "FUCK!" She screamed (in Spanish), her mom heard her and grounded her for SWEARING!!

4 hours later: Sherksy finally got out of the tub. This is how she got out: she used all her force to create a fart with enough force to get her fat body out of the gucci tub. Her hair was all messed up with chunks of beAns,potatoes,feet fugusses, and more hair. Her Dad came home very ANGERY cause he got FIRED from BURGER KING cause he solda Tim Hortons drink at Burger King.

1 week later: Sherksy decided to take a waLk in the park cause her mmom ungrounded her... she packed: pOtatOES, BeaNs and BREAD! hER feet wrer already covered in fungusesdse, growing mushrooms and beans. S=she felt bumps on her feet, so she stopped to check it out. She found............ MISHRUOMS!!?!!?!!!!!!! YAYA!!!!!!!! She was so excited she picked off the mushroojms on her feet and ate it! Then she licked her feet clean, there was no more of that nasty shit anaymore.

WoW! Sherksy felt so refresht! She turned around and saw the HAWT BOI! She looked on his FANNYPACK and saw his name his name was: Archie. WOwowOW'~!##$!! His eyebrows were out of this world, thiccer than an XXXXXXXXXL t-shirt!!!!!!!! Sherksy thought it was love at first sight, until Archie came closer and said "Fuck you , you ugly asshole!". Sherksy was horrified. She chewed on her fat arms as she stared into his eyebrows. He looked much better than Sherksy, the ugly ogre.

Sherksy ran home after she was looking at Archie's eYeBrOwS, she felt that she had to do MAKEOVER! So Sherksy planned to workout tomorrow for the WHOLE DAY! and cut her LONG black hair. What will happen at the gym? Or even on the way to the gym?

P.S. To reader: The spelling mistakes are on purpose. So are the grammer mistakes.