Sherksy woke up, she turned around and saw a bOotiful sKy, it was purple with some orange. wOW!! It looks like a fruit roll up!!! If only Sherksy could reach up and lickkkkkkk it..................
OH NO!!! Her mother, Veronica lodege the RICHE BISHERR!!!,,,, was ScREAmInG at her for playing on her $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 channel phone, and for downloading candy crush on it as it had only 100MB of storage left because the rest was taken up by photos of her gucci bathtub to flex on Hawk boi. (her boyfriend because she is cheating on Shrek with Max hawk boi)
Sherksy was walking to her bus stop as she had noticed that hawt boi was behind her. Archie looked up from his book on "how to get girls", but he couldn't read it so he just looked at the pictures of hawt girls in the book. He had no idea what the title even said too, but Sherksy knew what it said and kept on walking feeling very excited because she saw that the title was how to get girls ans Sherksy thought he wanted to be her boyfriend. "It cant be that though!" she thought, as she knew what Archie had said to her on day 1.
Sherksy kept on thinking of what she saw and the image of the book cover saying "how to get girls" kept on nudging the edge of her mind. "Archie likes me?" she tought, amazed on how a boy actually liked her. "I hope its not fake".
When Sherksy arrived at school, she daydreamed during class about that mysterious boi. Archie's locker was two lockers away from hers, so whenever he was putting something in his locker or taking somethi g out, she would stare but only to get herself caught in a tangle of bullies. She never had a boyfriend, as no one actually liked her and her fat body and her shade of swamp green skin, but her hair, her hair she had gotten from her beautiful attractive mother, was much more beautiful than any regular ogre. Of course, others would stare at her, they would stare at her and whisper or snicker or laugh, but she didn't care.
The teacher looked over at Sherksy. The teacher would always try to get Sherksy in trouble whenever she could, so she was spotted daydreaming. "YOU FUCKING TERD! GET YOUR ASS TO THE OFFICE, N-O-W!" Sherksy looked at all the others. Snickers and stares started as her eyes started to fill up with tears. She quickly ran and slammed the door, ignoring the teacher's yells and she ran away, to the bathroom. The teacher snuck a smirk to the ogre as she ran down the hallway.
Sherksy sat on the toilet, forgetting to close the cover and soaking her skirt in pee and toilet water. She stood up, locked the door and closed the toilet lid and sat down. She cried making her fat cheeks burn, and she stayed there the rest of the period. Her fat bulged out the sides of the stall, drooping between the cracks. Then out of no where Betty walks into the bathroom and trippeed over the FAT from Sherksy's stall. "OWWWWWWWW!!!" she shrieked. Shreksy heard a snap and she yelled in pain as she felt something heavy fall onto her fat body. Shreksy looked at Betty in horror as Betty held her skinny arm rolling around. Josie ran into the bathroom and lo9okes at Betty. Josie lifts her up and brings her to the janitor's closet. Betty was unconsious as Josie lit some candles. She drew a circle withe a hexagon in it with the dirt in the buckets. She sung "Umalalalala cazzo cazzo cazzo lelelelele lililililili cococococo rororor" and Betty woke up. Jughead burst into the closet screaming: "BETTY, BETTS, BETTS, ARE YOU OK? CAUSE I HEARD WHAT AHPPENED AND I BEAT UP THAT ORGER! It WAs DIFFICULT bECaUSE THERE SWERE SO MENY LERYARS OF FATTTTTTT BUT I WAS ABE L TO PUNGH THAT FACEW!!?!?!!!!>>>>>>" "YAYAYAYAYAY GOOD JUGGIE!"
Sherksy felt imberessed, she wanted to grab a knife and stab herself or even the people who hate her ... Sherksy found a kinfe on the floor... What do you think Sherksy will do?
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Sherksy
HumorSherk has a child named Sherksy, she has no friends, her parents hate her and she is UGLY! Will Sherksy get help?