Sherksy

Chapter 1: Hello?

Once upon a time a gril named Sherksy was BORNNNNNNNNNNN, she UGLY, FAT and SAD! Her dad is Sherk and her mom is Veronica Lodge the RICH BISH! Dont ask how they got together okay? Sherksy has a green body, with LONG black hair and she wears a pink dress. Her ugly green skin makes her stand out at school, but... NO ONE LIKES HER!

Sherksy was walking in the park, she found this HAWT looking dude with red hair and a buff body plus he has a 1000 PACK, bulging biceps, and he was so handsome to her. Sherksy walked up to this fine young man and said: "Hi hawt boi, how are you?" The hawt boi said: "EWWWWWWWWW YOU'RE UGLY GO AWAY!" then he walks away, Sherksy starts CRYING HER EYES OUT!

Sherksy ran under a tree in the school court. She sat under and squinted her eyes hard like she was constipated, tears squeezing out, making her cheeks uglier, fatter and sadder, when suddenly, A BIRD POOPED ON HER!!!!! The poop went in her hideous eyes and made them even worse. Her mom found her and said: "YOU FAT POOP STOP CrYInG!" Shersky cried even MORE!

So then, she ran outside and hopped on her stubby, ugly tricycle. She pedalled hard down the sidewalk, passing many houses with people looking at her, disgusted. "YOU UGLY FAT RICH BITCH!!!!!!!!" were the words she heard from them. She cried HARDER and HARDER!!!!!!!!

WHEN Sherksy got home she saw two people taLking to her mom, they were... Voldemort and The Black Hood. (by the way The Black Hood is a cereal killer.) Nervous that the guests would see her in this state, she ran to the bathroom and sat in her bathtub. She started the water and added bubbles, hoping to have a nice, refreshing bubble bath. She sat her fat ass down into the bathtub, almost getting stuck on the way, and relaxed. Then..... she let out a BIG, STINKY, FART!!!!!! The water was not forgiving this act, and turned brown. All the bubbles popped, and Sherksy was left in a tub of stinky, brown swamp water. She decided it was best to get out at this point, so she pulled herself up. Unfortunately, her fat was blocking her way and it was at that moment, she realized: she fucked up.

Then... there was a KNOCK ON THE BATHROOM DoOR, Shersky was too FAT to open the door... THEN OUT OF NO WHERE THE DOOR BURSTED OPEN!! It was... VOLDEMORT!! He was very mad, he swore so much that Sherksy's ears bursted open!! Voldemort couldnt stand the awful smell of the "swamp water" and ran out immediately, clenching his nose. Sherksy was still stuck in the tub. What will she do?