Sherksy

Chapter 6: Filtering Fat

What were Jughead, Betty and Josie going to do about their fATttTt???

They could...

1. Poke it out with a knife and store it into a bottle where they can use on their enemies.
2. Find a use to this fat and be able to fart so hard they can propel themselves into the sky.
3. Live like Sherksy and be UGLY, FAT and SAD.

or............

EXPLODE THEIR BODIES AND MAIL THE FAT THAT GUSHED OUT TO THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND.

Nah. They were going to cOnfront Sherksy and whoop her ass !!!

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Sherksy and Archie are stilL in spce. Archie, internally screaming, struggled to get out of Sherksy's grasp. Archie wiggled his XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL eybrows, and it seemed to work! He was slowly being released! But unluckily, at this moment, Sherksy ran out of gas!!!!! OH NNOOOO THEY were fAlLEing and flaINg down, back to Eat=Rth!!?!!!!!!!!>>>

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Jughead, Betty and Josie looked for Sherksy. WHOOOOSH they heard from above... "OH LooOK iTs A ASHIOOTING stAr!1!!!!1111!!!!" Jughead screeeeched. "OMG <AKE A WISH," Betty said. "I WISh ShErKSY wiLWl gET her a$s whoOpeed!1!" Josie wishejkfdd.

And like the gods granted Josie's wish, the shooting star came crashing down next to them. It was........ SHERKsY!!!! SHE LANDED ON HER ASS, GETTING IT WHOOPED BY THE gROUNd!!!!! Archie, standing on top of her, looke d all scrawny and dizzy. Jugead, beTyt and Josie were flying in different diredctions from the impact of the fall. "fUcK sHit," archie cursed. "i fReAking combEd my mOnstER eyEbrOWs thIs mORning!,,, and nOW theY're aLl taNgLEd???!?!?!?? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCC"

Sherksy had been knoke d out after having her ass whoopend. Archie was out shortly after, because of the high speeds they traveleld at. It was then, Jughead, BEttu and josiee came back, exhauseted. "HHHhHHhhhh she sure got here ass whooped. BUT I WANT TO WHOOP IT MYSELF," Josei complained. "hoW about we fat poke on her?" Judead sugegsted. "ASFJKL; I JUST WANT TO BE NORMAL AGAIN!!!!!! I CANT EVEN FIT THROUGH A DOOR," Betty screedamed.

SooOOooooo Betty ended up taking a pencil, and sTABBEd it at herself. She poked JugHEd and Hoeesie too, and stood over Sherksy, pouring the fat all over her. "TAKE THAT SHERKSY GET YO BIG ASS BACK !!!"

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When Sherksy woke up, she heard the sound of screaming and choking. She sat up, seeing Archie drowning....... in her fAt!!!!!!!! WHATTTTTT??!?!?!?!!??!?!?!? OH NOOOOOOO THE LOVE OF HER LIFE IS DROWNING !!!!!!!!! SHE MUST SAVE HER!! SUPER SHERKSY TO THE RESCUE!!!