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1. Under no circumstances introduce Call of Duty to Ares
2. I will not ask Artemis how to make jackalopes
3. I will not yell at Zeus to calm down during a thunder storm
4. I will not ask Aphrodite if she is dating Ares
5. I will not ask Hephaestus if his wife is cheating on him with Ares
6. I will not call Athena Owl-Face
7. I will not ask Poseidon if his head is really full of Kelp
8. I will not yell at Hermes when my internet is slow
9. I will not call Apollo hot, even if he is the sun god
10. I will not joke about “Cereal Killers” with Demeter
11. I will not ask Persephone if the pomegranate tasted good
12. I will not tell Hades his is copying Mic Jagger
13. I will not tease Artemis about how young she looks, even if she is thousands of years old
14. I will not tell Athena Google is smarter than her
15. I will not ask Apollo his opinion on Justin Bieber
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41 things I will not do on Mount Olympus
Fiksi RemajaAfter some very unpleasent run in with the Gods , the Olympians have given Conner and Travis a book of things they musnt do on Olympus..
